"Increase Birth Rate," "Sex Vacations" - Goals of White Ultranationalists

Lausanne, Switzerland. Special to The Spoof. At this week's international conference of white ultranationalists from Europe, North America and other primarily white areas, the overwhelming concern of delegates was the low birth rate associated with t...

Read full story

Trump Orders Cohen Have His Gums Painted With Gentian Violet For Lying

Funny story: Trump Orders Cohen Have His Gums Painted With Gentian Violet For Lying

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ominously, the day began with the Four Horses of the Apocalypse peacefully munching oats in the White House stables; their teeth tipped with rubber so that they would not wake up Slim Everdingle from his troubled slumber. Slim was...

Read full story

Meat-Loving Preacher Points Out that, Unlike with Humans, Little Scientific Evidence Exists that Animals Have Souls

Funny story: Meat-Loving Preacher Points Out that, Unlike with Humans, Little Scientific Evidence Exists that Animals Have Souls

After several parishioners approached him asking what he thought of adopting a vegan lifestyle out of compassion for animals, Pastor Raymond Roberts of Crossroads Christian Church in Nashville, Tennessee, assured them that people of faith need not co...

Read full story

Theresa May Arrested After 'Fields Of Wheat' Farmer Comes Forward

Funny story: Theresa May Arrested After 'Fields Of Wheat' Farmer Comes Forward

Prime Minister Theresa May is in police custody tonight after a farmer raised a complaint over trespass on his land which occurred more than half a century ago. Farmer Giles, whose farm is near Wheatley, in Oxfordshire, says that the future Prime...

Read full story

International Women's Day Passes Off Without Incident

Funny story: International Women's Day Passes Off Without Incident

The annual International Women's Day celebrations got off to a bright-and-breezy early start today, with many women merely carrying on with their normal daily routines. In New York, housewife Barbara Oppression got busy with some ironing, before w...

Read full story

Trans female athletes highly prized by college recruiters

Funny story: Trans female athletes highly prized by college recruiters

Following record-setting performances by trans female high school athletes across the country, college recruiters are taking notice of the impact these athletes are having on women’s sports. “Well, what we’re seeing is nothing short of a revolutio...

Read full story

Sea walnut organism’s anus-on-demand feature being studied toward possible evolutionary changes in political parties

Funny story: Sea walnut organism’s anus-on-demand feature being studied toward possible evolutionary changes in political parties

Scientists are now offering new reports on the Mnemiopsis leidyl organism, called the Sea Walnut, also known as the Comb Jelly. Speculation has spread widely that the new information signifies information on evolutionary advances, particularly fo...

Read full story

Man Became Sexually Aroused In Queue At Bakery

Funny story: Man Became Sexually Aroused In Queue At Bakery

A man waiting in line at a bakery shop in New York has told friends how, in looking around at the various items for sale, he became sexually aroused. Arthur Fandango stood in the queue at the Jake's Cakes bakery in Queens, when his absent-minded g...

Read full story

Ten Things You May Not Have Known About: Holland

Funny story: Ten Things You May Not Have Known About: Holland

Holland is a lovely place, isn't it? And so flat! The perfect place to ride a bicycle, as flat as a pancake, with no impossibly-difficult hills to climb. Or that's what you think! Here are some things about Holland that you probably didn't know, a...

Read full story

Why Talk To The Organ Grinder When You Can Talk To The Monkey?

Funny story: Why Talk To The Organ Grinder When You Can Talk To The Monkey?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Let’s try to sort this out. Is House Speaker Nancy Pelosi a monkey or an organ grinder? The leadership of the Democrat Party is at stake. Is upstart Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez the defacto head of the party? Or is it...

Read full story
« Feb 2019 March 2019  
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
8
2nd
15
3rd
14
4th
7
5th
8
6th
4
7th
9
8th
10
9th
7
10th
10
11th
5
12th
5
13th
6
14th
7
15th
13
16th
10
17th
6
18th
9
19th
5
20th
9
21st
10
22nd
5
23rd
8
24th
9
25th
12
26th
2
27th
0
28th
0
29th
0
30th
0
31st
0

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!



Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more