Do you remember when all you had to worry about was picking Monster Munch or Frazzles?

Written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 2 March 2019

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Can I be on the show? Can I? Can I? I can. It is going to be so good. It is going to be so wonderful. Bigly.

Are you a child of the 1970's? With Brexit less than four weeks to go, we will look back to a simpler time.

1) Types of Crisps

Frazzles, Quavers, or Monster Munch. None of this crap advertised by Footballers.

2) Transport

Roller Skates, Space Hopper, Raleigh Chopper. None of these fancy cars as a substitute for other things, no over-crowded trains you have had to wait hours for. None of this bus replacement mullarkey.

3) The Opposite Sex

Phoning a girl you liked (if she gave you her number, otherwise it is stalking) and having to have a polite conversation with her Mum, and then meeting in the park. None of this social networking, dating website bullshit.

Simpler times, but they always are, that's nostalgia for you.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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