SCANDAL - "College Admission" Replaces Skull and Bones
NEW HAVEN, CT - News of a college bribery scandal involving Hollywood celebrities and super-wealthy corporate executives has Americans stunned. Of course, there are other people who expect Ivy League Universities to give special treatment to elites a...Read full story
Ivy league schools fight back on bad publicity re rich kid favoritism schemes
Well-known for years, prestigious universities in America have been allowing admissions and testing favoritism in you-pay-we-play programs. Indeed, admissions-‘r-us guardians of university integrity have often favored parents with big money. A...Read full story
Mongolia Ordered to Pay Reparations of $91 Quadrillion to Countries Invaded from A.D. 450-1420
Ulan Bator, Mongolia - A judge in the U.S. Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has confirmed a lower court ruling that the country of Mongolia should pay reparations to every man, woman and child residing in the remaining countries of the world, of approx...Read full story
Evangelicals Seize Moral High Ground by Rejecting Candidates who Overestimate DNA or Trespass in College
Washington - Several months ago, members of the Evangelical Right movement pounced on Senator Elizabeth Warren for claiming Native American ancestry based on family stories rather than DNA testing, which was not available decades ago at the time of...Read full story
Vegan Bodybuilder Annoyed at Being Called a Beefcake
"Stop calling me that!" railed handsome and inordinately well-muscled vegan bodybuilder Jack Henry Chadwick after one of his friends - for the umpteenth time - referred to him as a "beefcake." "It's not funny!" he added, only accelerating the chuc...Read full story
Trump's Tweets - What The Heck Do They Mean?!
After several disparaging tweets regarding the 7-months-dead war hero, Senator John McCain, some people are wondering why Trump is saying these things. Personnel at Belgium's Frippenlooper Institute for the Analysis of Sociological Phenomena have...Read full story
Tony Blair admits 'God' is to blame for May's incompetence!
The BBC's Late Night freak show filled with mysterious characters all invited to spout their mouths off about "you know what", have now found their latest 'Spitting Image' character to take the cake plus the icing on top! Yes, the one and only, wa...Read full story
Pre-dawn raid on home of New Zealand author locates suspect hiding in the doghouse with Hamlet.
Taking a leaf out of the book The Absolute Bull of New Zealand: How to Get Away with Pure 96.5% Murder, the police, the armed-offenders squad and the country’s Drone Air Force hit their target in a pre-dawn raid on a quiet suburban nook of Auckland.Read full story
Brexit Extension Granted By EU
Prime Minister Theresa May is jubilant this morning after securing a promise from the EU to delay the Brexit process - by 10 minutes. Britain is due to leave the European Union on 29 March. The British government has been trying to organise the...Read full story
'Hawaii-Five-O' Fan Went To Honolulu, But Didn't See Any Of The Drama's Cops
A fan of TV cop drama, 'Hawaii-Five-O' travelled to Honolulu on a 7-day vacation, hoping that he might run into the stars of the show during filming, but returned home a disappointed man, when everyone he met was a stranger. Tom and Betty Barnwell...Read full story