Funny story: Trump On Adam Schiff: “He’s A Pencil Neck - Little Dick - Bum F*ck”

Trump On Adam Schiff: “He’s A Pencil Neck - Little Dick - Bum F*ck”

BILLINGSGATE POST: From “Classy” Freddy Blassie to Rush Limbaugh to President Trump; tracing the origin of the ultimate insult used by Trump to describe California Congressman Adam Schiff’s diminutive neck has long been a challenge for Dr. Viscount...

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Funny story: Handyman's Nuts Became Trapped In Vice

Handyman's Nuts Became Trapped In Vice

An ambulance crew who were called to the home of an amateur handyman who was working alone in his shed, had the unenviable task of freeing his testicles from a vice that had become stuck once tightened. Ernest Spurgeon, 61, had told his wife, Vera...

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Funny story: Literal-Minded "Babysitter" Nearly Smothers Infant but Successfully Improvises

Literal-Minded "Babysitter" Nearly Smothers Infant but Successfully Improvises

Adela Gomez, newly arrived in the United States from Venezuela and not yet fully fluent in idiomatic English, was confused but happy to help when her neighbor Anna asked her to "babysit" Anna's ten-month-old son, Nathan - only to comply literally wit...

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Funny story: Douchebag, High School Football Jock To Receive Award For Breaking District's "That's What She Said" Record

Douchebag, High School Football Jock To Receive Award For Breaking District's "That's What She Said" Record

Fairbury, Nebraska - A douchebag High School football jock was all smiles today after breaking the district record for the most times one player has said "that's what she said" during a single season of football. Senior, Derren Brown, 17, quarterb...

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Funny story: The highly dangerous funeral plan

The highly dangerous funeral plan

Many funeral companies are now using the internet as a means to boost flagging businesses. They give the impression of concern about the high cost of funerals in general, and that they are giving the aged peace of mind by offering a supposedly cheap...

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Funny story: Stranger Things No Longer Happening At Sea, Says Report

Stranger Things No Longer Happening At Sea, Says Report

Results of a new survey seem to show that, contrary to the old adage that 'stranger things happen at sea', life on the ocean waves has become largely regularised, and odd, weird and uncanny things rarely happen there anymore. In the dim and distan...

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Funny story: All-Female Spacewalk Canceled: Trump's Sexism or Woman's Prerogative?

All-Female Spacewalk Canceled: Trump's Sexism or Woman's Prerogative?

Astronauts Anne McClain and Christina Koch were scheduled to make the first spacewalk by an all-female team... until it was discovered that only one woman's space suit of the appropriate size was on board the space station. Was it a typical NASA snaf...

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Funny story: Middle-Aged Male Factory Workers Casually Talk About Weather And Politics While Desperately Trying Not To Stare At Female Intern's Perfectly Formed Ass

Middle-Aged Male Factory Workers Casually Talk About Weather And Politics While Desperately Trying Not To Stare At Female Intern's Perfectly Formed Ass

Grand Rapids, Michigan. A group of male factory workers at Harper's Manufacturing, Inc. tried desperately not to stare at 26-year-old Jill Kramer's perfectly formed ass last Wednesday as they struggled to have intellectual conversations about changi...

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Funny story: Extreme Introvert Recovering In Hospital After Intense Day Of Interacting With Too Many People

Extreme Introvert Recovering In Hospital After Intense Day Of Interacting With Too Many People

Dane County, Wisconsin. 39-year-old Josh Albert, an extreme introvert who has a tremendous amount of difficulty getting through social circumstances and activities that require interaction with other people, was rushed to a Madison area hospital las...

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