Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques

Written by Al N.

Sunday, 10 March 2019

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Former Scamatologists often go into a rage after seeing this volcano, similar to the one on the Scamatolgy textbook.

Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques is what we found out in our interview with Scientology representative Karen K-Pow.

One thing she said in her interview that she thought was a misconception the public had about Scamatology, is that they use brainwashing techniques! She wanted to assure us that Scamatology does NOT use brainwashing techniques! In fact, she didn't even know what those were! But even if she did know what they were, Scamatology still wouldn't use them.

The rest of the interview turned out to be a blank to the two reporters sent to interview K-Pow. Neither could remember anything beyond "Scamatology does NOT use brainwashing techniques."

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