Written by Wesley Janson

Sunday, 10 March 2019

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According to statistical research, isolated cabins in remote areas along the eastern coast of the United States are still the best places to retire for elderly couples who want to enjoy their remaining years.

Underground cults, witch burning, entire colonies that mysteriously vanished, warfare, and numerous unsolved murders aside, the region offers plenty of relaxation for old folks who just want to 'take it easy' after successfully completing their careers.

Although Florida offers the potential of sunny beaches and excellent restaurant food, abandoned cabins without electricity miles away from the nearest town or city in states such as Massachusetts, North Carolina, and Maine are still cozy destinations for those who are aged 65 and above.

Various reports have concluded that tranquility can be attained in these locations if unexplainable growling sounds, pounding noises from within kitchen walls at 3:00 am, accidentally-discovered body parts underneath porches, collapsing furniture, orbs, and the occasional doppelganger can be ignored.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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