Sirens, alarm bells and fire engines rushed to a dramatic emergency along the M1 near Luton on Saturday, ignoring cats stuck up trees and monkeys.
They were called out after a Romanian trucker called the emergency line, reporting that he was stuck in a agonising dilemma in a parking area on the motorway!
Arriving at the scene of the emergency, firemen discovered the immense problem the man had got himself into. After parking up for the night, and not having 50p in his pocket to go to the services loo, he decided to pee up a tree, discretely.
Sadly, as he attempted to put his 'dingle dangle' back where it belonged, and zip up, a passing doggy with the same pressing problem, cocked his leg up the same tree, and put the trucker off balance and, OUCH!
Pain, agony and a trapped penis in a zip, shock, horror. He called the emergency services, and they, being totally understanding, sent out the fire brigade to release him from his agony with a pair of huge wire-cutters!
The trucker is now recovering in his bunk bed with a swollen, bloody tool and, has been charged 500 nicker for the pleasure, plus a fine of £50 for illegally peeing up a tree, which he will receive back from his Romanian insurance as long as he applies before the 29th of March.