PAWKISSTAWN: The Turkish government has offered its "Muslim ally" and fair-weather friend Pakistan 5 million turkeys in flood-aid.
Pak Prez Asif Ali Zardari aka "Mr. 10%"- just returned from a summer holiday in his British castle where he relaxed and devoured platters of shami-kebabs, kofta and qeema-naan said:
"I am pleased to accept these turkeys as an act of solidarity between our two nations".
In a nationally televised appearance a maniacally grinning Zardari was seen handing over the turkeys to the Army-Mullah-ISI trinity. It later came to light that that only 3 million turkeys had made their way into the pen.
Angry newspaper headlines and editorials once again accused Zardari of "having skimmed his ten percent off the top"
The Army Chief has ordered his puppet PM to launch an immediate UN investigation into the "2 million missing turkeys".
At Zardari's mansion there was no sign of any human activity other than a growing gargle of gobble-gobble sounds coming from the 20-car garage.
