Lady Gaga Shocks The Reporters Once Again!

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Thursday, 12 August 2010

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After being arrested earlier this week in Los Angeles, Lady Gaga has been appearing in more and more weird outfits. Sometimes she's a male and sometimes she's a female.

Maybe she's...he's both. Maybe not.

The one thing the Lady does not want to be is normal or to act normal, which is hard to do today with the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Adam Lambert.

This week she has been switching her colors around from solid white to red to black and last night, Blue. "Like Van Gogh, I'm in my blue period."

She also doesn't dodge the cameras as 90% of the stars do, some virtually hating the Paparazzi for their lack of privacy.

Asked about her recent photo on the cover of The Rolling Stone, she told everyone she was "Cocaine Katy" like in the song.

"The photographers did a wonderful job. I wish I really looked like that, but there are no perfect bodies."

"So they touched you up?"

"Oh, several tried but I touched them down! I wonder how they made me longer or taller? Anyway I like it. You noticed they did a side nude shot so that my penis wasn't hanging out!"

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