Bill O'Reilly Will Do Anything to Get Jennifer Aniston on His Show

Funny story written by Charpa93

Thursday, 12 August 2010

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Bill O'Reilly can claim he doesn't agree with Jennifer Aniston's view on single women not needing men in order to start a family, but in reality he is just smitten with the actress and will use any excuse he can to get her on his show.

O'Reilly has been on a tear recently about gorgeous single women claiming they don't need men to get anything done. Aniston's comment just sent him over the edge. "Since when aren't men needed anymore? Doesn't a woman like to be pampered anymore?" he rambled. "Ok, so I don't know how to fix a running toilet, or make the bedroom door keep from sticking every time we try to close it, but for God's sake, I know my wife still wants me when it comes to certain things I can do right," he said. "And I'll bet if Jennifer Aniston knew what my wife knows, she'd want me too," he said half jokingly.

O'Reilly is reportedly begging Aniston to come on his show saying "if she wants to explain it, she can get her butt right in here!" Those close to O'Reilly claims he added under his breath "her beautiful, perfectly shaped derriere can come on my show any day of the week."

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