Paris Hilton 'pubic debauchery' behind $35 million Dream Snatcher suit

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 12 August 2010

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The grafting on of blond tresses like this lies at the root of the lawsuit

Los Angeles - (Spilt Ends): The peroxide socialite's slutty lifestyle has outraged the highbrow moral tone of the LA hair extension industry.

Twentynine year-old Hilton is being sued in the Los Angeles Superior Court by a Beverly Hills crimpers which wants $35 million damages for her hair-raising escapades.

TrainWreck International says Hilton violated the terms of her $3.5 million contract by repeatedly wearing a rival firm's stick-on tresses.

A 2007 jail stint for DUI parole infringements also brought into disrepute her hair extension sponsors' reputation.

This occured during a tough time for the coiffage industry which was already juggling with rival peroxide slut Britney Spears' very public shaving of her head following a reported lice infestation.

"It was that 'Britney: Rehab Lice Ate My Extensions' business that started the rot," LA litigation experts commented today.

The lawsuit will be heard next month.

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