The White House Party Crashers Have Been Arrested
DETROIT - Tareq and Michaele Salahi, better known as the White House Party Crashers have been arrested by Detroit Police. The infamous couple was arrested as they were attending The American Carburetor Makers Convention, which they had of course c...
Read full storyManchester United FC's Old Trafford Stadium To be Shut Down Following Allegations Of Racist Chanting
Sensational news just in from the UK Premier League - leading UK outfit Manchester United are to have their stadium shut down following allegations that Manchester United fans indulged in racist chanting in their League Cup Quarter Final Tie against...
Read full story'Finger of Fudge' candy launch bombs in Texas
Dallas, Texarse - (Chocablock): Tasteless and culturally insensitive crap is just one description of the $10 million roll-out of UK best-loved Finger of Fudge candy bar. Texan shoppers recoiled with horror at the 80c chocolate, a traditional tuck...
Read full storyAdam Lambert Defends His Weird Acts On Once Weighing 350 pounds!
A new release by UP2 has an interview that most people missed and we thought we would add our 350 pounds worth. Apparently Adam Lambert is blaming his recent bizarre behavior on the American Music Awards on the fact that he used to be huge! Wel...
Read full storyMichael Jackson DNA Stolen From Lab!
A laboratory trusted with DNA samples of Michael Jackson has admitted that the samples have been stolen. "We here at the Jolins Lab try to keep everything locked away, even to the fact that most people think we are a medical supply company", state...
Read full storyTiger Woods Closed Community Under Lockdown! Case Reopened!
Tiger Woods gated community is under police lockdown until further evidence has been thoroughly searched for, by the Isleworth Security officers. "Someone in this community is going around hitting people with a golf club", stated Officer Mickelson...
Read full storyPorno-Crazy Italien Police crash their prize possesion, a Fiat 600!
The Italien police force in Cremona, Italy (logical!) have caused a national disaster, they have crashed their prize possession, a Fiat 600. This particular Fiat was actually a Lamborghini in disguise! They were given the Fiat 600 / Lamborghini...
Read full storyNicholas Cage bankrupts Dubai
The Dubai stock market plummeted yet again to a record low yesterday amidst fears it's majority investor and financial advisor, Hollywood actor Nicholas Cage has unwittingly outspent both China and America combined. Dubai, once considered the econ...
Read full storyExecs. Say Bonuses Needed To Retain Talent, Or Else CEOs Will Leave for Government
Washington, D.C. - US executives representing several bailed out and troubled firms appeared before a joint session of Congress to protest caps on executive pay. The executives threatened that if they were denied such perks they would leave the priva...
Read full storySailors had Wicked and Evil Intent
Rhum Baba News - The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Catering Corps Newsletter reports: Imperialist British Aggressor Sailors have been arrested off our coast, trespassing within our Special Economic Zone. Ali Kazi-Pump spokesman for the Revolution...
Read full storyBin Laden threatens to bomb Switzerland with suicide bombers cloned as Roger Federer look-alikes!
Muslims have rejected the invitation to sculpture the Swiss mountain peaks into the shapes of Minarets (earlier Jaggedone classic Spoof, bigheaded Bastard!) and their infamous, rogue leader, Bin Laden, has now threatened to bomb Switzerland. He ha...
Read full storyTiger Woods On The Mend
Spoof writer, Monkey Woods, Tiger's cousin told me that the golfing superstar billionaire had called him on the phone to say that he was on the mend. Some reporters had suggested that the golfing chappie received a good twatting by an angry wife,...
Read full storyEarth Identified as "Rest Stop" on Galactic Super Highway
Recently captured as mathematical sequences of numbers embedded in radio wave transmissions from deep space, the numerical sequences have been decoded to reveal surprising references to the Earth. In one long message, the translation appears to b...
Read full storyOriginal Sugababes to Reform As Sugababes Tribute Act
The original Sugababes (You remember... there was the black one, the white one... no not the Scouser, she's still in the band... the.. y'know her... that's right.. the ginger one and the err..the other one) have decided that they made a bit of a mist...
Read full storyKate Moss narrowly beats Cheryl Cole and Amy Winehouse to "Icon of the Decade" award
Kate Moss has won the icon of the decade award. This award was voted for by the readers of the secret online magazine "I'm gonna be skinny, even if it kills me" She won the award despite strong competition from other skinny icons. Both Cheryl...
Read full storyO' Halloran - Murder with a Capital Punishment - Part 6
Previous Chapters: Part 1|Part 2|Part 3|Part 4|Part 5 Part 6 O' Halloran hides in the back streets, careful to avoid eye contact with those French bastards. The age of Terror had long passed but this bizarre gateway to the past had allowed some evil maniac to go on a modern-day killing spree using the most vulnerable (and smelly) citizens of PsychoTown. Back when he first became a policem...
Read full storyTiger Woods endorsed Fire Hydrants are becoming popular this Christmas!
Orange County, Florida: Never one to miss a marketing opportunity, the fully endorsed Tiger Woods fire hydrant is now on general sale. Top of the buyers are golf courses who plan to have a fire hydrant at the start and finish of every fairway. T...
Read full storySwiss minaret ban sparks Hollywood backlash
There's mounting anger in Hollywood tonight, as liberals, enraged by the decision of the Swiss to ban minarets, have announced they will take firm action against the 'rogue nation'. Already 5,000 celebrities have signed a petition demanding that Rom...
Read full storyRihanna Finally Admits That The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Actually Her
HOLLYWOOD - After ten months of sheer and utter denial Rihanna has finally admitted that the nude photos which appeared on the Internet proporting to be of her are in reality actually her. Rihanna said that the reason she had denied it was because...
Read full storyFlorida Gators Could Lose Star For Championship!
The Florida Gators football team could lose the services and talent of their most valuable player during the upcoming Alabama game for the SEC Championship or for the National NCAA Tournament Championship. Plus, it will not be due to an injury!...
Read full storyPrince Charles and Camilla Are Big Fans Of Strictly Come Dancing
LONDON - The BBC is reporting that two of the biggest fans of Strictly Come Dancing are none other than Prince Charles and his wife Camilla. Camilla said that the two have been watching the show since its very beginning. She said that they sit...
Read full storyObama Forced to Resign
Earlier today the White House held a press conference where press secretary Robert Gibbs announced that president Barrack Obama would be resigning. Gibbs went on to say that president Obama did not want to make the announcement but could not avoid r...
Read full storySpoof Club Part Se7en
The Protection of Carina-Eta Eclectic yet somehow pointless, the beer and tequila induced banter between Victor Nicholas and I continued well into the wee hours of the morning. The Skoob & Thistle at the Trocadero Club had started to clear out about midnight, while the bar remained faithfully tended by a witty gentleman who called himself "The San Francisco Onion". Fully engaged in atte...
Read full storyDick Cheney Joins Army To Fight in Afghanistan
In a move that took his family and closest friends by surprise Dick Cheney has announced that he has joined the army to fight in Afghanistan. Releasing pictures taken of him at Ft. Bragg, in NC, Mr. Cheney is seen in full battle gear with a AK-47, a...
Read full storyU.S. Treasury delays ban on Internet gambling in hopes of breaking even
Washington, D.C. - The US Treasury delayed implementation of a ban on financial institutions from doing transactions with Internet gambling sites. Originally set up as a way to curb unregulated Internet gambling, the Treasury decided to extend gambli...
Read full storyCheryl Cole - Arrested for 'Lewd Behaviour'
(Defecated News) Troubled pop queen Cheryl Cole was arrested last week outside South Shields' Lidl Supermarket. The pint-sized diva, known for her pert nipples and inability to sing live had been reported to police by the store. Head of Lidl secu...
Read full storyWood's Fight Apparently Over Another Fart
Tiger and Elin Woods fight that led to his roaring out of the house, stomping the gas pedal and spiraling out of control, apparently began over Tiger's problems with his own gas. "He almost blew one of the tournaments this year", stated a part-ti...
Read full storyOn Today's "The Hasselhoff Saga"!
Apparently, David Hasselhoff and his ex-wife Pamela Bach had a troubled, though not unusual for them, start to the holiday season, one landing in the hospital, the other in jail over the Thanksgiving weekend. "Not much changes from day to day but...
Read full storyMore Questions Than Answers in Death of Commercial Legend
Los Angeles, CA police officials are investigating the apparent shooting death of Sonny, the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo Bird. Sonny, real name Glen Fitzpatrick, was found dead on November 27th in the two room apartment he shared with his sister Mabel. Fitzpa...
Read full storyBritney: I Felt Michael Jackson's Cold Hands On My Butt!
The death of Michael has affected a lot of family and friends but who knew what his death would mean to fragile singer, Britney Spears. According to The New York Tims, Britney stated that she had felt the cold dead hands on her usually naked botto...
Read full storyCheryl Cole Concert Fans Found Sleeping
(Defecated News) South Shield's very own Vicky Pollard failed to woo her most loyal of fans at a recent concert. The event was held outside the South Shields Shellsuit Society building in front of over a dozen of her fans. "Ah wuxx horpin t'g...
Read full storySteven Gerrard: "My Magic Roundabout Rehabilitation is going well!"
Melwood Training Ground, LIVERPOOL: Although widely reported in the media that Gerrard had used the international break, to step up his rehabilitation from a nagging groin injury. SpoofyDoofy was able to gain an exclusive insight into Steven Gerrar...
Read full story'The Lion, The Sleuth and The Black, Black Wizard' by C.S. Morebeer-Lewis ('The World's Best Confidence Trick That Is Called Christmas')
It was snowing heavily in London, and a heavy freezing fog moved across the city. 'Morning, Watson', Baker Street's most famous resident said to that doctor, as he walked into the living room, and 'Merry Christmas, Holmes', came the reply, but then the sleuth realised that there was already a problem with untangling who was who in this sentence. 'But as few of the few people that may read this...
Read full storyThe Muppets: 'Bohemian Rhapsody' Takes The World By Storm.
The muppets have once again taken the world by storm with their simply stunning version of Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' on internet clip site You Tube. The stunningly brilliant reworking of the Queen classic opens with The Great Gonzo, before movin...
Read full storyTiger Woods Fart Caused Car Crash
Tiger Woods, the world's number one golfer who was involved in a car crash outside his Florida home at the weekend, is recovering well, amid speculation as to why the smash happened in the first place. Woods, the cousin of this writer, Monkey Wo...
Read full storyKanye West and Chris Brown Tie For 2009's Biggest Loser of The Year Award
CHICAGO - The highly reputable celebrity magazine Celluloid Folks has just announced that their annual Biggest Loser of The Year Award For 2009 has gone to Kanye West and Chris Brown. The magazine's editor Livvi Livitsanou, 31, said that the magaz...
Read full storyElin Woods Tells Her Husband Tiger That It's Time To Start To Divide Everything By Two
ORLANDO, Florida - A visibly shaken Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren Woods, wife of Tiger Woods, the world's greatest golfer and lousiest automobile driver, has reportedly informed her husband that the time has come for them to start dividing everything...
Read full storySerena Williams' Tennis Tirade Costs Her $82,500
FLUSHING MEADOWS, New York - Tennis sensation Serena Williams has just been hit with an $82,500 fine for her profane outburst during this years U.S. Open. The 28-year-old Williams carried on like a spoiled brat after she was called for a foot faul...
Read full story"Saddam Channel" Brings Back The Good, Old Days Of Iraq
A new, mysterious pirate television channel has started broadcasting in Iraq called "Saddam Television". No one knows the source of the broadcast, but it is surely the work of members of his devoted Baath Party. The programming started airing exa...
Read full storyTony Blair to be tried for war crimes at The Hague
Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is to be tried for war crimes and crimes against humanity, along with George H. Bush, at The Hague in The Netherlands. The pair lied about Iraq - ruled democratically by the democratically-elected president...
Read full storyGentleman George Bows Out Of The Jungle
Gentleman George Hamilton walked out of the jungle yesterday on UK reality show 'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of here Now!' Thanks George. You were the only remotely interesting individual on the show. As a Spoof reporting team, we feel it our d...
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