Britney: I Felt Michael Jackson's Cold Hands On My Butt!

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Tuesday, 1 December 2009

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The death of Michael has affected a lot of family and friends but who knew what his death would mean to fragile singer, Britney Spears.

According to The New York Tims, Britney stated that she had felt the cold dead hands on her usually naked bottom as he passed her up on the number of clicks on the internet.

"I was finishing up my Act and had gone back stage and suddenly, I began shivering as his hands got my bare butt and shoved me aside. I didn't know what had happened at the time, as sometimes the roadies get rowdy, but from what I read today in the Tims, that must have been when it happened."

It was also reported that Jackson had knocked President Obama out of the top ten! Michelle stated that he never mentioned any encounter but that her mother had thought she had heard him give out a sudden "Whoo-Hoo-Hooo!" as he was getting into his shower."

Britney says she's happy that's she's still the number one living person on the internet searches and that she hopes Jackson stays ahead of her.

"I certainly DO Not want those hands coming from the other direction", the article reported.

Many are speculating about what would have happened is Jackson was passing a young man instead of Britney.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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