The Italien police force in Cremona, Italy (logical!) have caused a national disaster, they have crashed their prize possession, a Fiat 600.
This particular Fiat was actually a Lamborghini in disguise!
They were given the Fiat 600 / Lamborghini by the local Mafia boss, Signori Cutoffyourhorseshead-io, but to avoid the suspicious looks of Cremona's jealous inhabitants asked the MTV team of "Pimp Up My Ride" to convert the Lamborghini into a Fiat 600!
They successfully reduced the massive, flat Lambo into a mini Fiat, with sound system, 6000 horse power, fur seats, inbuilt "home entertainemt system" including direct access to President Berlusconi's Porno channels.
Well the elite, especially selected local policemen Giovanni Tossersalami et Guiseppe Wankori who were driving the Fiat 600 / Lambo at the time were too busy watching Berlusconi's pornos and crashed their luxury Fiat into 2 parked real Lamborghini's and their "pimped up" version was a complete right off, mierda!
The Mafia Boss donator was "pretti welli pissied offi" and has refused to donate any further presents to the local, corrupt, constabulary and has threatened to "chope the silly bastardi's horses heads offi," arrividerci Bella!
