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Tuesday, 1 December 2009

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The imported Italian six-inch stiletto heels that Chris Brown says caused Rihanna to trip.

HOLLYWOOD - After ten months of sheer and utter denial Rihanna has finally admitted that the nude photos which appeared on the Internet proporting to be of her are in reality actually her.

Rihanna said that the reason she had denied it was because she did not want to embarrass her mother or her Uncle Gooberpea and Aunt Velvetta.

The 21-year-old singer said that she had originally placed the nude photos on the Internet herself to take away the focus from the photos of her showing her battered face which came about from her loving boyfriend Chris Brown.

She said that she actually obtained the photos from Chrissy, as she called Brown before he turned into a first-class jerk.

Rihanna said that she knew that all of her ex-boyfriends would know right away that the nude pictures were actually her because of the intimate distinguishing tattoos located throughout her body.

Quendell Cornerstone, who dated Rihanna in 2007, said that he immediately noticed the bikini line tattoo with the initials "QC."

Kylund Pix, who was Rihanna's boyfriend before she dumped him for Chris Brown said that right away he noticed the initials "KP" on her left buttocks.

Rihanna was asked about her strange fixation for initial tattoos. She grinned and said that she has always liked letters.

She added that she has never been into butterflies, or flowers, or Chinese ancient symbols.

When asked how many sets of tattoos she has she refused to say.

Chris Brown who recently wrote a book about the whole incident entitled, "Hey Y'all, Listen Up, It Was The Damn Italian Imported Six-Inch Stiletto Heels" revealed that Rihanna has a total of nine sets of initial tattoos including "CB" which is located smack dab on her (blank).

Rihanna's recording label has just revealed that her next single will be a song written especially for her by Susan Boyle and is entitled, "Say Yo, Don't Hates Me Cause I Be Pretty, Hates Me Cause I Be Beautiful."

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Topics: Rihanna, Chris Brown




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