Tiger Woods endorsed Fire Hydrants are becoming popular this Christmas!

Funny story written by SpoofyDoofy

Tuesday, 1 December 2009

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Tiger Woods endorsed Fire Hydrants are selling well!

Orange County, Florida: Never one to miss a marketing opportunity, the fully endorsed Tiger Woods fire hydrant is now on general sale.

Top of the buyers are golf courses who plan to have a fire hydrant at the start and finish of every fairway. This will mean that all keen golfers won't dare to not have one at home on their own private putting green.

"Who would have believed that fire hydrants would become top sellers for golfing fans this Christmas?" said an Amazon spokesperson. "We got a few thousand in our warehouse in November, before this Christmas panic buying!!"

When asked, how it would be known that Tiger Woods would crash his car last weekend and why all the fire hydrants had Tiger Woods signature embossed on each fire hydrant, all the Amazon spokesperson would say was "No comment!"

So SpoofyDoofy went down the local Golf Club in Florida to ask those teeing off, what they all thought of it all.

Arnie-Rockefellor Jnr, "I've already got four Tiger Fire Hydrants on order! They are coming tomorrow and I just can't wait I am so excited!!"

Rocky Smokin-Joe Snr: "I have already got two Tiger Fire Hydrants in the entrance to my drive, another two Tiger Fire Hydrants either side of my front door! I've now ordered another six Tiger Fire Hydrants for the three putting greens on my estate!!"

Larry Leno-Hagman Jnr: "My wife has ordered six Tiger Fire Hydrants for her ornamental garden and pond. I'm getting a couple for Christmas and will place them at the end of my drive so that I have something to bump into when I reverse the car!!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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