Written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 1 December 2009

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George Is Going Home. Thanks A Lot Dude.

Gentleman George Hamilton walked out of the jungle yesterday on UK reality show 'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of here Now!'

Thanks George.

You were the only remotely interesting individual on the show. As a Spoof reporting team, we feel it our duty to inform you that you've dropped us right in the shit. What are we supposed to do for the next few days? Watch luvvie darling Kim spread her dumpy legs and rearrange her horrible cleavage?

Or that 'so far up his own arse it's on the verge of bleeding' Italian wannabe chef Gino?

Or the former Hollyoaks no-mark with his MisTake girlfriend?

This is really crap.

It should have been that gay ponce with the blonde hair.

The one who cries all the time like a big pussy because he's 'sensitive.'

Now we'll have to work to root out Spoof stories.

And it's all George Hamilton's fault.

Anyone with complaints about declining standards on the Spoof.com should direct their complaints to GEORGE HAMILTON at Hollywood.com.

It was all his fault.

The bastard.

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