Apparently, David Hasselhoff and his ex-wife Pamela Bach had a troubled, though not unusual for them, start to the holiday season, one landing in the hospital, the other in jail over the Thanksgiving weekend.
"Not much changes from day to day but the Hasselhoff Saga continues to entertain", stated the star himself, according to a hospital spokesperson.
Hasselhoff was hospitalized for two or three days, though his attorney Mel Goldsman would not disclose the nature of his illness or injury nor the condition of his liver or brain.
"David is home now and he's doing fine," said Goldsman.
Just like that episode about a month ago. The guy has GOT to get new writers.
Hasselhoff's troubles began at home as per the last episode which was explained in much the same way as this one. But if it worked before, why change it?
"We're not about to jump the shark", laughed David!
Though authorities did not identify the name of the patient or the owner of the home, a fire department spokesman did confirm that paramedics responded to a call for medical aid at 11:51 a.m. at a home in Encino, and the patient was transported by ambulance to a local hospital, just like twice before.
Or maybe there's a clone involved? Better yet, an evil twin!
Also, whoever lived at Hasselhoff's house's ex-wife, Pamela Bach was arrested on a DUI charge by the California Highway Patrol on either Friday or Saturday night -maybe both -while driving down the 101 Freeway near Laurel Canyon Blvd.
According to a Los Angeles Police Department jail spokesman, she was released on her own recognizance, after some strong coffee.
Be sure to tune in next month when we will hear Bach say, "Yeah, that's me alright" while pointing at the mirror.