Wood's Fight Apparently Over Another Fart

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Tuesday, 1 December 2009

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Tiger "Roars" Again!

Tiger and Elin Woods fight that led to his roaring out of the house, stomping the gas pedal and spiraling out of control, apparently began over Tiger's problems with his own gas.

"He almost blew one of the tournaments this year", stated a part-time caddy for Woods when he paractices, Lance Elkins

"Now I'm afraid he's going to blow his marriage."

Another source who asked not to be named says that Tiger has been seeing 'gastro-docs' about his problem, especially since one escaped live on television.

"When the camera is back from him", stated Elkins, you can only sees his ears get red. Now i know what's going on, but he usually only grins."

"I used to think no one wanted to pair up with him because of his great golf game, but I soon found out the real reason."

Meanwhile, Elin Woods has told friends that she didn't know that it was because of his "Roar" that he was given that nickname.

Let's hope Tiger can get some help soon and not get the wind knocked out of him again.

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