Rhum Baba News - The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Catering Corps Newsletter reports:
Imperialist British Aggressor Sailors have been arrested off our coast, trespassing within our Special Economic Zone.
Ali Kazi-Pump spokesman for the Revolutionary Customs Service alleged that after searching the yacht "MI5 Undercover Spy ship 2" they found Tuxedos, a fake Crocodile Diving Suit, Watches that fired Lasers and no less than three Aston Martins with revolving number plates, ejector seats and missiles in the headlights, he went on to state "This was clearly an attempt by the British to infiltrate Iran and steal the secret recipe of our Ayatollah's Best Rhum Babas".
President Ahmadinejad's office issued this statement "Rhum baba's are our major export, aside from rabid fundamentalism, terrorism, semtex and bulky vests, we will do everything in our power to repel anyone who attempts to undermine us. Oh and remember Ayatollah's Best Rhum Baba has a mix of secret herbs, spices and explosives that will really blow you away".