There were 1,238 spoof news stories published in November 2008. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Brenda Song nude pics for Joe Jonas!
In a dream I had last night, teen queen, Brenda Song took nude pictures of herself for Teen heartthrob/womanizer and ex boyfriend Joe Jonas. Jonas 19, now dating cougar Camilla Belle, has not denied that the nude pictures are for him. Song, 20, w...
Read full storyMichelle Obama Pregnant
Stork's Landing, Illinois - It was smiles all around at the Obama house as First Mama, Michelle Obama, announced she is pregnant. The wife of President-elect Barack Obama broke the news at an impromptu press conference earlier today. "Yes, it's tr...
Read full storyTaylor Swift excited to be having a Jonas baby
Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift are becoming experts at creating a scandal. In a private interview with me, which no-one else witnessed, (honest, it happened), Joe Jonas confirmed his parents' worst nightmare - he and ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift are expect...
Read full storyIs Brenda Song pregnant with Joe Jonas' baby?
Is Brenda Song really pregnant? Is that a baby bump? Is Joe Jonas the father? Many question and the answer to two of them is yes…although...to be more accurate...no. I asked Brenda (who lives round the block from me) if she was pregnant and aft...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Wears a Diaper
Miley Cyrus wears a diaper to combat a terrible defecation condition that has afflicted her since youth. The teen sensation managed to keep the details secret until now by insisting that attention be focused on her back and her hair only. But due...
Read full storyTeen Queen, Brenda Song had sex with Joe Jonas!
Tween-dream sensations Brenda Song and her rumored boyfriend Joe Jonas, have revealed to me in a dream that they had had sex together, 7 months ago before Joe started dating Taylor Swift. The rumored couple reportedly want to be more honest to the...
Read full storyZac Efron smacks Vanessa Hudgens' Ass
High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron has got himself in trouble after he was accused of smacking co-star Vanessa Hudgen's donkey. Hudgens invited Efron around to show him her camel toe - just own of many sick animals with foot problems tha...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Tits, Sarah Palin and Nick Jonas appear in the same headline...again
It has been touted as the most shocking headline in the history of headlines: Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Sarah Palin and tits all featuring in the same sentence. Not since the glory days of 'Elvis, Jerry Lee lewis,Roman Polanski, Charlie Chaplin, G...
Read full storyParis Hilton Sex Video Wins SAG Award
The world was shocked when Johnny Depp took the Screen Actors Guild award of Best Actor for his role of Captain Jack Sparrow in the film Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. The world was awed when Charlize Theron took the Screen Actor...
Read full storyZac Efron Sticks his hand in Vanessa Hudgens' Ass
High School Musical actor Zac Efron has got himself in a whole new bunch of trouble after he shoved his hand the whole way up into co-star Vanessa Hudgen's ass. Her pet donkey, that is! Efron has been pestering the poor creature since he first...
Read full storyTeen Queen Brenda Song and Zac Efron: A Couple!
And now for news that is probably only squeal-worth to, sensations Zac Efron and Brenda are dating. Teen queen Brenda Song reportedly dumped Joe Jonas for Efron and Efron is reportedly cheating on his HSM co-star Vanessa Hudgens. Song, 20, st...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus tells Zac Efron to get his cock circumcised before she allows him to see her tits
Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has issued an ultimatum to High School Musical actor Zac Efron: get you cock circumcised before I let it anywhere near my tits. Efron owns a cockerel that likes nothing better than waking him at dawn break every mo...
Read full storyMichael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna Convert to Islam
MECCA (FMLiveWire) - In a moving ceremony here on Friday, Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna converted to Islam, All wore the abaya, the traditional Arab women's veil, making it difficult to tell them apart. Jackson, 50, had be...
Read full storyMadonna says she's not returning Guy's penis
Pop superstar Madonna has said that she is definitely not going to give up husband Guy Ritchie's penis without a fight. The 50 year old singer said that her soon to be former husband never even used the appendage during their marriage - which leav...
Read full storyBarack Obama's White House Basketball Court: 'The First Mama Arena'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President-elect Barack Obama was asked by ABC's Charlie Gibson what immediate changes he plans on making to his new future home, The White House. Obama smiled and said "Well first of all, I will be having the presidential bowlin...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Cries Because Tits Uneven
Dogpatch TN-- Teen sensation Miley Cyrus burst into tears as she looked at herself nude in the mirror. "They don't match! They look like they are from two different women. What am I going to do?" she cried. The 'they' in question were the poor...
Read full storyTitanium UFO hangar discovered under ruins of 4,300 year-old pyramid
Saqqara, Egypt - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls Mess): The intact remains of a huge titanium-built UFO hangar beneath a newly discovered 4,300 year-old pyramid have been hailed as the archaeological find of the centry. "It's covered with the most rema...
Read full storyAustralian Resort Plans 'Anything Goes' Nude Party to Combat Recession Blues
Alice Bedsprings, Australia - Worried about the upcoming world recession? No need. Just book a holiday at Australia's 'Anything Goes' nude party resort to chase those blues away. "Abso-bloddy-lutely! What will happen, will happen," prophesised Cin...
Read full story16yr old Condy Rice Nude Pics On Internet
The US State Department has gone into damage control after nude shots of outgoing Secretary Of State Condoleeza Rice appeared on some Internet sites over the weekend. The pictures were taken some 16 years ago when Ms Rice, then 38, was studying Po...
Read full storyObama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President
President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...
Read full storyJanet Jackson's Ass Explodes; Scores Injured
After weeks of cancelled shows, Janet Jackson's Rock Witchu tour has been closed indefinitely by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, pending an investigation into an accident that occurred Wednesday. Authorities in Dallas report t...
Read full storyRare Species of Pygmy Shrew found living in Robin Williams' hairy back
A rare species of pygmy shrew once thought extinct has been discovered thriving in the warmth and safety of comedy actor Robin Williams' hair. The Mork and Mindy actor came to the attention of the scientific community when a topless beach photo of...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus wears a colostomy bag when Touring
Teen sensation Miley Cyrus has abandoned all the usual celebrity shit by telling an interviewer her most intimate detail: that she wears a colostomy bag while on tour. The unbelievably popular singer/actress never gets time to have a proper dump w...
Read full storyThe Gynecologist From Hell!
POMPANO BEACH, Florida - Dr. Gizmo Pellagetti, 52, a gynecologist from Pompano Beach has been arrested by the Pompano Beach Police Department and charged with dozens of unethical medical infractions and illegal gynecological practices. One of the...
Read full storySelena Gomez Admits Dating Nick Jonas
NELENA FANS rejoice! Selena Gomez has finally admitted that she and Nick Jonas are dating! Selena said this when Tween Magazine asked her if she's dating anyone right now. She said, "Yes. I am and its Nick." This very direct answer has startled m...
Read full storyRussell Brand caught shagging more 'satanic slut' granddaughters: of Che Guevara, Manuel Noriega, General Pinochet and Hugo Chavez
New York - (ReUterus & Succubus Ass Mess): "The man's insatiable for Satanic Slut vagina vipers!" LAFagHagSlagMag Manhattan correspondent Dave Skank commented today as the news broke of UK comic Russell Brand's latest demonic conquest, Che Guevar...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus is now dating Joe Jonas
Well only less than a day after Taylor Swift warned the world to stay away from Joe Jonas it appears that one girl hasn't got the message. Miley Cyrus yesterday used a fansite to send a video message confirming her long standing relationship with...
Read full storyZac Efron Tires of Smacking Vanessa Hudgens' Ass - Decides to Finger her Pussy instead
High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron has abandoned his desire to smack co-star Vanessa Hudgens' bottom in favor of directing his attention towards her pet cat instead. The exuberant - some say, gay - actor had previously been publicly vili...
Read full storyMichigan Legalizes Prostitution
In a bold attempt to jump start the Michigan economy, chief Madam, Governor Jennifer Granholm has thrust a new proposal into congress suggestively guiding the legislative body towards the legalization of prostitution. Entering it quickly in the hal...
Read full storyThe 2009 Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young Tour
LOS ANGELES, California - The year 2009, will mark the 40th anniversary of the Woodstock Music Festival performance of Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young. David, Stephen, Graham, and Neil have been signed by Left Coast Tours Unlimited to a reunion...
Read full storyAmerican Idol's David Archuleta dating British singer Adele
London, England - American Idol's David Cook singer of "Light On" has a girlfriend, the semi-talented singer Kimberly Caldwell, well apparently the 2nd place winner of Season 7 American Idol has is own warbling songstress. Reports are coming out...
Read full storyTeen Queen Brenda Song "Hates" Miley Cyrus
Fans never thought this day would come. Brenda Song had a revealing one-on-one interview with Star Magazine about her friendship with Miley Cyrus: What are your thoughts on your close friend Miley Cyrus? To tell you the truth, I never liked her. I know this sounds really surprising, but we faked our friendship. Miley and I pretended to be friends for the sake of it. So, you're saying that...
Read full storyCasey Anthony Innocent and admits: "A Dingo Ate My Baby"
A startling admission by tot mom Casey Anthony in the disapearance of 3 yr old Caylee Anthony "A dingo ate my baby". In a released statement by her attorney Jose Baez, Casey tells the tragic story of what happened that day in the park with Zenida Gon...
Read full storyWizards Of Waverly Place casts it's final spell
The popular show, Wizards Of Waverly Place is filming it's last episode today due to fights within the cast. It's been revealed that since David Henrie (Justin Russo) started dating Miley Cyrus (Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana) fellow cast member an...
Read full storyNorth Dakota and South Dakota To Merge Into One State
BISMARCK, North Dakota - The downward-spiraling economy has truly had an adverse affect on everyone and everything. CNN is reporting that due to the nation's economic woes the states of North Dakota and South Dakota have decided to merge into one...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Panty Drop
In the ever fluctuating, e- trade market of celebrity panties Miley Cyrus's used undergarments were a lock cinch. Not so anymore. Cyrus's panty stock dropped in value almost overnight. Traders across the board were caught unaware and those still caught holding her panties means more to come. I interviewed the CEO and stock expert of one such trading company, ScensexTrade.web "Her pantie...
Read full storyGuilty Verdict for Chavette Cat Killer
A 16-year-old Camberwell chavette has been ordered to perform 200 hours of community service work for the crew of HMS Belfast after being found guilty of drowning a cat which lived on the battleship. The teenager, Chantelle McSlagrat, who can't b...
Read full storySarah Palin to have Tit implants
Sarah Palin may not have achieved success in the elections but the Alaskan beauty is not going to let her 15 minutes fade away that easily. Her answer? Tits. And lots of them. It's reported that Palin has splashed out (with someone else's mone...
Read full storyKevin Jonas celebrates birthday with obbessed fan
Kevin Jonas is reportedly so upset with his brothers Joe and Nick that he refused to celebrate his birthday with any of his family. Instead he spent his birthday with his only obsessed fan, his grandma. Reports say that even girlfriend Danielle w...
Read full storyObama Thanks Ron Paul
President-elect Barack Obama thanked Republican Ron Paul late Tuesday night for helping him win the election. Obama attributed his win, in part, to Ron Paul's message. "It was the Constitution thing that did it for me," Obama said. Ron Paul had co...
Read full storyWe all shagged Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie says Wogan
London - (Slutty Ass Mess): Septuagenarian beZimmer-framed TV chatshow host Terry Wogan is devoting an entire chapter of his forthcoming memoir to the night that he waited in queue behind Russell Brand to shag Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie. "A...
Read full storyMugabe Resigns - Moves to UK to Run for Prime Minister
Harare, Zimbabwe - Robert Mugabe has stunned the world once again by announcing his resignation as President of Zimbabwe with immediate effect. The controversial Mugabe was once hailed as a symbol of the new Africa, but a brutal regime and ruined...
Read full storyObama and Michael Jackson ''Face Off'' Shock!
In a stunning revelation following his sensational Presidential win, President elect Barack Obama has revealed that he was actually born white. "Yes it's true" said Obama from his Chicago HQ. Obama claims that he suffers from a bizarre reversal...
Read full storyNude David Hasselhoff Leaves Impression on Florida Beach
Following a trend of former popular actors pandering to the paparazzi for publicity, David Hasselhoff was captured on video casually strolling nude on one popular beach in southern Florida. Making no attempt to hide his identity, Hasselhoff reported...
Read full storyGordon Ramsey not f*****g amused by rumours of affair
Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay has denied allegations he had an affair. During an appearance on the BBC's "Frigging Good F Show" on Thursday, the celebrity chef sandwiched his denial in a reference to his mistress Sarah Symonds, who was in the audi...
Read full storyNevada's Bunny Ranch Brothel Offers New Services
Famous for being one of Nevada's hottest and legal brothels, the Bunny Ranch announced that it will expand on its current "menu" of services to include things more in tune with the needs of today's personal service market. Following business and...
Read full storyStephen Fry in America
No Man's Land, Utah - BBC is now airing their latest travel series featuring resident idiot savant Stephen Fry criss-crossing America in a London black taxi. True to BBC form, the series is a remake of their 1882 filming of Oscar Wilde's travels in A...
Read full storyBen & Jerry's New Obama Flavor: Cinnamon Rocky Road
Cowshed, Vermont - Ice cream moguls, Ben & Jerry have unleashed their latest concoction in honor of Barack Obama's recent election as President of the United States - Cinnamon Rocky Road. Ben & Jerry are noted as much for their p...
Read full storyHuman Body Parts Found on James Bond Quantum of Solace Set
London, England - The world premiere of the new James Bond film in London's Leicester Square was marred by revelations that human remains have been discovered on the film's set. Quantum of Solace stars Daniel Craig and Judi Dench were strutting th...
Read full storyParis Hilton and Obama 'Sex Video'
Eerily echoing JFK's secret trysts with Marilyn Monroe, insiders say that President Elect Barack Obama has been seeing Paris Hilton. Hilton who has just announced her split with Benji Madden is remaining tight lipped about the alleged affair but s...
Read full storyFat Dancing Retard kid who appears in Jesus Budda's avatar calls foul
The ugly, fat, stupid looking retarded kid who dances like a beached whale at a spastic convention, and appears as the animated avatar of average writer Jesus Budda, has demanded that the image be removed from public display. 'Little' Jimmy Bastar...
Read full storyStrictly Come Dancing Judge Len Goodman Resigns After John Sergeant Survives Again
There was a major controversy tonight on the BBC 1 show Strictly Come Dancing, when Len Goodman, the judges' leader, resigned and walked off after John Sergeant, the most terrible dancer in the world, survived the public vote yet again. Goodman,…
Read full storyFighting Irish Helmet Inspires Nancy Grace's Hairstyle
The truth surrounding the inspiration for Nancy Grace's long standing hairstyle was revealed this past week during an off-camera interview with "B-List Celebrity Magazine". Resembling a near perfect sphere of bleached blonde hair that encircles the...
Read full storyJupiter To Become Another Sun By 2012
Houston TX-- NASA astronomers confirmed today the planet Jupiter is about to become a second sun by 2012. The new sun will change life on earth forever and will have unexpected consequences, according to NASA scientists. The solar-system's larges...
Read full storyWhat did Hilary Duff just do?
Was that Hilary Duff hanging out with Zac Efron? Did she just kiss Zac? How come Vanessa didn't say anything? And why did all of this happen? All you need to know is right here. On Wednesday Hilary Duff was talking with Zac in a café where they we...
Read full storyMadame Bitters Says Cross Dressing Hubby is the Perfect Man
Dearest Madame Bitters, Yesterday when I came home from work early I got the shock of my life. I walked in on 'Stan,' my husband of 8 years dressed up in women's clothing, some of which are mine. He was even wearing panyhose, heels and makeup! Stan swears to me he isn't gay and that he dresses in women's clothing to 'unwind.' He also confessed he's been doing it since he was a teenager. I don't...
Read full storyDo Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?
Trisomy, Australia - The Australian government is denying residency to a German doctor and his family because their teenage son has Down syndrome. The German family moved to Australia two years ago because Australia has a significant shortage of...
Read full storyEmma Watson admits to being up the Duff with Daniel Radcliffe
The actress Emma Watson has revealed that she is definitely up the Duff with former co-star Daniel Radcliffe. In a revealing mobile telephone call to the Daily Smug newspaper, Miss Watson admitted what many pundits have suspected all along. She...
Read full storyAlien Abduction Victims Report Face Sitting Torture
New research has come out of NASA confirming a puzzling new phenomenon known as Close Encounters of the 69th Kind. This involves being abducted by creatures from other worlds and having them strap you down to their gloop covered organic like tables b...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus' cousin jealous at her popularity
The second cousin of Miley Cyrus is furious at all the fame and attention her relative is getting worldwide. Cindy Cyrus - who is the daughter of Miley's father's younger sister - lives in a trailer park in Mobil, Alabama with her collection of ca...
Read full storySecret Service Code Names: Sarah Palin - "McNuggets"
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Secret Service has just selected their code names for President-elect Barack Obama and his family. Barack Obama's code name is 'Renegade.' His wife's code name is 'Renaissance. Eldest daughter Malia is 'Radianc...
Read full storyWhite House meeting between Bush and Obama goes better than expected, but not at first
Washington, D.C. - Picking up where he left off last week, an embolden Barney (the Bushs' black Scottish terrier having freshly bitten a TV reporter) decided to test the new president-elect on his own. This time, however, Barney bit off more than he...
Read full storyObamas to Whitewash White House with Anal Bleach
Sphincter, Ohio - After their recent tour of the White House with George and Laura Bush, Barack and Michelle Obama have decided to whitewash the White House with anal bleach before they take occupancy. "Out with the old, in with the new," said Michelle. "After eight years, that white trash has really trashed the place, top to bottom." "The exterior hasn't looked this bad since the British tr...
Read full storyPorn Star In Bizarre 'Backfire' Accident
Legendary porno stud Larry 'The Portion' Buttwad was rushed to Los Angeles Memorial Hospital this afternoon following a bizarre backfire incident. Co-star Vanilla Van Slut takes up the story: 'We were shooting a scene from our latest movie, Deb...
Read full storyObama to turn White House into Safe House for Illegal Immigrants
Safe House, DC - According to unnamed sources, Barack Obama is to turn the White House into a Safe House for illegal immigrants if elected. This follows the recent shocking relevation that Barack Obama's aunt is an illegal immigrant from Kenya living...
Read full storyMan who looks, acts, talks and dresses like Simon Cowell is as Gay as a Ferret
A man who bears an uncanny likeness to American Idol judge Simon Cowell has been voted the gayest guy in America. Simon Trowel, from Bay City Michigan, wears chest-high pants, works in the media and entertainment business and even talks with a dis...
Read full storyHefner's New Girlfriends Not Allowed to Date
Signing papers that prohibit conversation or contact with any other male younger than 70, Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends have vowed to be monogamous with the octogenarian for the remainder of his natural days, or until he becomes sick of them. Foll...
Read full storyLingerie Chain Signs Sarah Palin To A $50 Million Modeling Contract
HOLLYWOOD, California - The world's largest manufacturer of women's lingerie items, has just signed Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin to an astounding 5-year, $50 million contract. Mrs. Palin will appear in television commercials with the first one to...
Read full storyGranny's Gone Wild!
Twelve Grandmothers from Rustelville, Kentucky have had some classy Nude photographs taken privately and taken them to a printer's shop and ran off some 10,000 calenders to sell to the public. "They keep raising the price of our medicine and groce...
Read full storyPass the Penis Pasta Parcel Please
Nobby's Beach, New South Wales, Australia - "Mmmmm, the pasta's delicious, Keith, what's in it?" asked Keith Roy Weatherley's mum innocently at a recent dinner party. "It's the secret ingredient in my sauce," replied son Keith. Keith's secret is...
Read full storyHannah Montana Records Played Backwards Reveal Secret Satanic Mystery Message
A toddler in New Mexico broke her Hannah Montana CD player and uncovered a dark secret hidden within the teen star's recordings: they include satanic rites. Some of the recordings include evil cryptic messages such as "I'll fuck your toy cat" or "...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Adopt Michael Jackson
HOLLYWOOD (FMLiveWire) - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have expanded their family by adopting Michael Jackson. Jackson thus becomes the Hollywood couple's seventh child. Recent tabloid articles report that the radical Jackson adoption has saved...
Read full storyObama Returns Berlusconi's Compliment - Sends 2-for-1 Coupon for BK Wopper
Guapos, Italy - Italian leader, Silvio Berlusconi, found himself in the middle of a racism row following comments he made referring to American President-elect Barack Obama as "young, handsome, and even tanned." Berlusconi, 72, made the remarks to...
Read full storySarah Palin has a Superfluous 3rd Nipple - that talks to her
Sarah Palin has revealed in an intimate TV interview with Barbara Walters that she has a superfluous third nipple. Not only that, but it 'talks' to her. In fact it was her tit which told her to accept the vice presidential nomination from the Repu...
Read full storyTheSpoof.com CEO Mark Lowton Reports from Pattaya, Thailand
Pattaya, Thailand - Following his hasty and clandestine departure from TheSpoof.com headquarters in the UK, wunderkind CEO Mark Lowton has re-surfaced in Thailand. Rumours and speculation concerning Lowton have been rampant ever since he vacat...
Read full storyGerard McGarry wins the smallest balls competition in Tokyo, Japan!
The world's smallest balls (bozacs - to the brothers) competition held in Tokyo, was won by a man from the U.K. Dr Gerard McGarry , works in cars, computers, care-homes and monkey knit-wear. The diddy dumplinged doctor not only beat fellow humans...
Read full storyBarack Obama Paints White House Black
Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States of America, but the first black man, has already made the first momentous decision of his presidency, by ordering 16trillion liters of black paint to 'redecorate' the White House. The White Hou...
Read full storyLetters To The Mahavishnu: 3 - Sex of the Best
Dear Guru Mahavishnu of all knowing, (and a good general knowledge of plumbing) Oh great wise and wonderful one, can you please explain to me the rules between watching porn and having sex? For it is my understanding that I may have sexual intercourse with a female from the age of 16 but in order to actually watch myself having sex with this woman or anybody else have sex I must be 18? Pleas...
Read full storySarah Palin and Madonna had Sex in the 1980's
Vice presidential loser Sarah Palin says she and pop singer Madonna shared many intimate moments together during the crazy days of the early 1980's. "We had so much in common back then. We both had big, bleached bouffant hairstyles, both wore pink...
Read full storyAvatars Divorce after Discovering Human Creator Having Affair
Cybrary City, Lalaland - Two avatars in the virtual online cyber game Second Life have divorced after one of them discovered the real life creator of the second one having an affair with another real person. Avatar Gettalife Quandry met and fell...
Read full storyAmy Winehouse Loses Beehive, Braids Her Crotch
Amy Winehouse has been photographed without her characteristic beehive, rendering the blues skank virtually indistinguishable from run-of-the-mill skanks in the area. Waiting to be reunited with her husband, who was released from jail last week,...
Read full storyFDA Finds Fast Food, MSG and Aspartame Cause Alzheimer's
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- People fed junk food which included MSG and Aspartame for nine months developed the abnormal brain tangles typical of Alzheimer's disease, just released FDA research indicated on Friday. The findings show how the typical...
Read full storyHubble finds massive diamond asteroid orbiting Aquila constellation
Summer Triangle, Northern Hemisphere - (X-Files Mess): A 2,500 mile wide, 50 trillion trillion carat diamond asteroid has been sighted by the Hubble Telescope near Aquila, the constellation named after the eagle. The massive rainbow-striped sparkl...
Read full storySelena Gomez kissed her crush!
Reporters show that Selena Gomez has kissed her long time crush. On November 3, 2008 Selena was spotted kissing Shia LaBeouf. Apparently, Selena and Shia were having lunch and they shared a little peck on the mouth. We asked Selena about the...
Read full storyNASA to name latest giant black hole discovery after Michelle Obama
Outer Space - (Humunguous Ass Mess): NASA has proposed naming its latest scientific phenomenon discovery 'Mrs O' after First Lady-Elect Mrs Obama. Hubble Telescope's ground-based Hawaii HQ staff detected the Schwarzschild-type black hole (that fam...
Read full storyObama Was All Set For Planet Of The Apes
It has been revealed that President- Elect, Barack Obama and his wife Michelle were sensationally poised to star in a remake of the Planet of The Apes TV Series. First aired in 1974, The Planet of the Apes was a massive flop on the television scre...
Read full storyFormula One's Lewis Hamilton is Obama's Love Child
High Octane, England - America's president-elect Barack Obama, fresh from his landslide victory, is now faced with allegations that he fathered Formula One's World Champion, Lewis Hamilton. Hamilton, 23, the youngest ever Formula One champion and...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus says she would have voted for Barack Obama - if she had a vote
Miley Cyrus told reporters that had she been of age and legally entitled to vote in this years Presidential elections, she would probably have voted for Barack Obama. "He has kind eyes and big ears. Reminds me of a dog I once ate" said Miley of Ob...
Read full storyJohn Sergeant Leaves Strictly Come Dancing In 'Controversial Circumstances'
John Sergeant, the Granny's Heartthrob of Strictly Come Dancing, has left the show tonight, in a surprise move that is steeped in controversy. Sergeant, who has been the subject of more than 300,000 complaint phone calls and texts to the show, is...
Read full storyObama Names Several Cabinet Selections
Newly elected United States President Barack Obama named several cabinet selections today. The nominees will need senate approval before taking office, but this should be no problem as the Senate has a Democratic Party majority. Among those ta...
Read full storySarah Palin Pissed that Joe the Plumber voted Obama
Sultry Alaskan skank, Sarah Palin was distraught upon learning that the much trumpeted character 'Joe the Plumber' voted for her rival Barack Obama instead of her and her curmudgeonly old running mate John McCain. Plain had banked most if not all...
Read full storyNaked Obama Waxwork Unveiled
London, England - London's most famous tourist attraction, Madame Tussauds, has launched its latest wax-works exhibition, featuring newly-elected American President, Barack Obama as its main attraction. Never shying away from controversy, Madame...
Read full storyPalin Already Forgotten
Moosecock, AK - At 11:00pm, as Sarah Palin's fifteen minutes of fame expired, she was promptly forgotten by the world. Republican Party officials have reportedly asked to be repaid 150,000 dollars she spent on clothing. An AP poll showed that wit...
Read full storyThe Most Famous Hooker In Nevada Retires
RENO, Nevada - One of Nevada's most famous prostitutes, Lolita de Libido, has just celebrated a combination birthday party and retirement party. Miss de Libido, 50, was given a surprise birthday party and retirement party by her co-workers, frien...
Read full storyI know from experience Joe Jonas is a good kisser
Well it was bound to happen sooner or later but someone has hit back at claims that Joe Jonas is a bad kisser, but no one expected it to be younger brother Nick who hit back. In an exclusive interview, Nick revealed "Joe and I have a different rel...
Read full storyJennifer Aniston is pregnant
With rumours flying around that Jennifer Aniston is back with John Mayer due to being pregnant - I finally tracked the source. I got the story directly from the horse's mouth - Angelina Jolie. She (Angie) says she cannot lie any longer. So I'll d...
Read full story"Ramrod" Ramsey's Rollicking Relationship
An obviously emotional Gordon Ramsey spoke candidly to press today about his alleged affair with ex-jeffrey crim-archer's mistress Sarah Symonds. "It's not what you think, Sarah, my wife Tana, and I have a close relationship, we thought it best th...
Read full storyCarol Vaudeville Off Countabout's Pneumatic Tits Upset Students And Geeks
That good old British televisual staple for the benefit of the reasonably intelligent unemployed of the UK, or their similarly unemployed student counterparts was lambasted yesterday by the very people who have supported the show since the early Eigh...
Read full storyZac Efron is a Breast Man
It's official: High School Musical star Zac Efron is a breast man. Or so he tells his grandmother. The actor likes nothing more than having a plump, ripe, juicy pair of breasts laid out in front of him to salivate over. And eat. "I love chicken...
Read full storyObama Straps On Beard & Looks Like Osama!
After conning the US with the false hope of change for the better, Barrack Obama today strapped on a false bushy beard and dressed himself a in turban during his press conference. 'There you go,' he told us and the other shocked reporters that wer...
Read full storyHollywood studios reject 'Pirates of Somalia' movie proposal, allege filmmakers
The makers the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movie series have alleged that Hollywood studios have rejected their proposal to make a new movie based on recent piracy incidents off the Somalian coast to be titled "Pirates of Somalia" According to dire...
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