Miley Cyrus tells Zac Efron to get his cock circumcised before she allows him to see her tits

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Tuesday, 18 November 2008

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Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has issued an ultimatum to High School Musical actor Zac Efron: get you cock circumcised before I let it anywhere near my tits.

Efron owns a cockerel that likes nothing better than waking him at dawn break every morning with loud crowing but Miley is more worried about how the bid could react with her the aviary of tits she keeps at her palatial Beverly Hills home.

She's told her friend Zac that he needs to get the bird circumcised to help prevent urinary illnesses that could be passed on to her own little tits.

Zac is worried that any attempt at circumcision could be unnecessary and cruel: Zac himself was the victim of a dodgy circumcision as a child, which left him with a funny walk and the inability to piss straight.

But Miley is defiant:

"Loose the skin or you won't get anywhere near my tits", she purred.

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