Sarah Palin to have Tit implants

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Sunday, 9 November 2008

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Palin wants her tits to match her ego

Sarah Palin may not have achieved success in the elections but the Alaskan beauty is not going to let her 15 minutes fade away that easily.

Her answer? Tits. And lots of them.

It's reported that Palin has splashed out (with someone else's money) on a pair of double GG's to boost her profile even more.

"People like tits. Especially men", said Palin, "I had the 'hocky moms' and the lipstick pitbulls' by the balls and now I'm after the hardcore pervert vote. Woo-hoo!"

Palin believes that her enhancements will ensure she never ever leaves the spotlight for the foreseeable future.

"The glasses worked perfectly. It gave me a kinda naughty librarian look. But my tits were too small to really get mainstream notice", she added, "but the busty bimbo look should really draw attention to me, me, me".

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