Written by Irma09

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Reporters show that Selena Gomez has kissed her long time crush.

On November 3, 2008 Selena was spotted kissing Shia LaBeouf. Apparently, Selena and Shia were having lunch and they shared a little peck on the mouth.

We asked Selena about the incident and she said that it was magical about how soft his red lips are. She said there was a storm blowin and it was like watching "Holes" all over again.

We then asked Shia and he commented that he liked Selena from the start and that he will be coming on her show pretty soon.

My close sources say that there will be a lot more of "pecking" going around with those two stars.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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