Spitzer an Opus Dei laughingstock says NATO

Funny story: Spitzer an Opus Dei laughingstock says NATO

NATO HQ, Brussels - (Ass Mess): NATO top brass are having a right laugh.

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57% of People Hate Polls

Funny story: 57% of People Hate Polls

A recent Zogby Poll of 1,427 registered voters show that 57% of people hate polls, up 2% from last year.

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Microsoft Release Special Edition Word processor for TheSpoof.com

Funny story: Microsoft Release Special Edition Word processor for TheSpoof.com

Once again TheSpoof.com has made history in the computer world by inspiring computer giant Microsoft to help budding authors and authoresses to write more 'turd' stories.

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Haut de la Garenne: Bergerac summons Portuguese police

Funny story: Haut de la Garenne: Bergerac summons Portuguese police

St Helier, Jersey - (Abominable Mess): Sgt Jim Bergerac of the Jersey Police Service has invited Portuguese police to help stretch out the grisly excavations until the holiday season arrives in the Channel Islands.

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Wedding Plans in the Air for Jamie Lynn Spears

Jamie Lynn Spears was spotted looking at wedding gowns with her boy friend and mom. Her baby bump is still not showing much but is definitely growing. News reporters talked to a close friend of Jamie Lynn's, they reported that after a personal di...

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TheSpoof.com finally goes down along with British Penises

Funny story: TheSpoof.com finally goes down along with British Penises

TheSpoof.com success story has come to a strange end. Amidst worldwide protests, its publishers have finally decided to pull down the website. There have been reports that stories being featured on TheSpoof.com have actually...

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Duffy admits she has never been to Rockferry

Funny story: Duffy admits she has never been to Rockferry

Sixties pastiche Duffy has admitted that she's never been to Rock Ferry, nor has she any intention of going there in the future.

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Bush Overrules Spitzer Resignation

Funny story: Bush Overrules Spitzer Resignation

George W Bush issued an Executive Order canceling the resignation of Governor Eliot Spitzer, citing national security concerns.

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Spitzer resigns; Stevie Wonder becomes Governor of New York

Funny story: Spitzer resigns; Stevie Wonder becomes Governor of New York

A defiant Elliott Spitzer resigned as Governor of New York even while insisting he had done nothing wrong. "I did not have sex with any prostitutes." Spitzer said at a press conference. "At least not according to Bill Clinton I didn...

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Alien dines at Hot Hollywood Restaurant

Funny story: Alien dines at Hot Hollywood Restaurant

It's the stuff that makes up great movies. An alien monster dined at Hugo, a fancy Hollywood hotspot for stars and paparazzi, last night. Its companion for the evening was star stylist Cher Coulter. Clearly it was trying to masquerade as a Hollyw...

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Dr. Death Running for Congress

Dr. Jack Kevorkian, the right-to-die advocate released just last year from prison, is planning on running for Congress as state representative from Michigan. Kevorkian, who served the minimum sentence for his conviction on second-degree murder told l...

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WondraBra Makers Announce "Wonder Pants"

The makers of the Wonder Bra have announced a new line of Wonder Boxer Shorts for men. Dubbed the "Wonder Pants", the male underwear 'enhancer' works much the same, as it's fema...

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Spitzer's $80,00 'a drop in the ocean' compared to Duke of Westmonster's £500,000

Funny story: Spitzer's $80,00 'a drop in the ocean' compared to Duke of Westmonster's £500,000

London - (Bare Ass Mess): The Duke of Westmonster has virtually bankrupted the hereditary Grosvenor Estate according to FBI sources who say he has been spending an average of £500,000 per annum in the same whorehouse as ex-New York Governor Eliot Spi...

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Wall Street rallies on news of Spitzer's resignation…Or Bernanke? Stocks expected to continue to rise…at least until Monday

Funny story: Wall Street rallies on news of Spitzer's resignation…Or Bernanke? Stocks expected to continue to rise…at least until Monday

New York, New York - Stocks on the New York Exchange were unexpectedly flat today, especially when compared to yesterday's rally. Which has some stock analysts attributing the cause of the short term upward surge, not to the news of the Ben Berna...

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Comedy and Satire Writers To Marry

Funny story: Comedy and Satire Writers To Marry

So called comedy and satire writers Duncan Whitehead and Queen Mudder are set to marry leading many to fear that even more drivel is set to spout from their over active imaginations.

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Stunning discovery of ancient 'Hobbit' bones in the Shire raises anthropological questions

Funny story: Stunning discovery of ancient 'Hobbit' bones in the Shire raises anthropological questions

Radiocarbon dating suggests tiny, barefoot people lived as peaceful, beer-drinking farmers and gardeners over three thousand years ago.

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Spitzer Resigns, Announces Campaign for President

Lame duck New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has announced at a press conference that he was resigning from office effective on Monday. It will be part of the annual ritual of St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Albany.

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Sex-Crazed Spitzer's Gone and New York State Will Have First Black Governor

Funny story: Sex-Crazed Spitzer's Gone and New York State Will Have First Black Governor

The horny and pussy-seeking Eliot Spitzer will no longer be Governor of New York State after dumping $80,000 to romp in the sack with one or more prostitutes from the exclusive underground Emperors Club. These encounters were even part of a possible,...

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Who is God

The Gods in Heaven felt it had gone on too long, the different religions on earth believing their god to be the only true 'God', so they all decided to thrash it out at a meeting, to at last find out who really was the one and only true God.

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Gordon Brown critically ill - the country stands still

Funny story: Gordon Brown critically ill - the country stands still

The British PM, Gordon Brown, was hospitalised last night and is under treatment at the St. Thomas' Hospital in London. Doctors say Brown was suffering from continuous involuntary movement of his jaw bone for the past 37 hours wh...

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Clinton to Obama: "Get in the ring, bitch"

Funny story: Clinton to Obama: "Get in the ring, bitch"

The Democratic nomination race took an unexpected turn today, as former first lady and borderline psychopath Hillary Clinton, licking the wounds from her Mississippi primary defeat, made a staggering - and very public - attack on her...

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Awful Gambler Wins Money Back

Funny story: Awful Gambler Wins Money Back

A man who amassed more than £2million of gambling debts has won a court case against bookmakers William Hill, and will have all of his debts wiped clean, says a report.

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Kate Silverton Lipstick Application Sparks Viewer Complaints

Funny story: Kate Silverton Lipstick Application Sparks Viewer Complaints

The sexy BBC newsreader Kate Silverton is in trouble with her bosses after more than 2500 viewers rang the Beeb yesterday afternoon to complain that the vampish presenter's lips were "too pink", and that she was putting many of them off their lunch.

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Old Salt Vexed by Young Rascals

Funny story: Old Salt Vexed by Young Rascals

Phineas Q. Merriwether, a retired cooper and part time bootblack, has to admit he is vexed by these young upstarts featured on this new fangled "American Idol" program.

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Pakistan prime ministerial candidate denies he is Christian

Funny story: Pakistan prime ministerial candidate denies he is Christian

Jabil Bush Hussein is outraged. Despite repeated denials by the PDP (Pakistan Democratic Party) leader and candidate for prime minister, rumors that he is or once was a Christian continue to gather momentum.

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Spitzer demanded kosher blowjob from Dick Cheney's dummy corporation

Funny story: Spitzer demanded kosher blowjob from Dick Cheney's dummy corporation

Washington AC/DC - (Bare Ass Mess): Email transcripts show that beleaguered New York Governor Eliot Spitzer demanded a $80,000 once-in-a-lifetime blowjob from the Emperors Club VIP's top kosher hooker.

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Federal Reserve Accepts Worthless Crap In Exchange for "Sewage Backed Treasury Bonds"

Funny story: Federal Reserve Accepts Worthless Crap In Exchange for "Sewage Backed Treasury Bonds"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - In a radical move to liquefy the bankrupt and insolvent US banking system, the US Federal Reserve has begun accepting all sorts of worthless trash and crap as collateral from banks and securities dealers in exchange for new...

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Welsh Police Call In Portuguese Police To Investigate Tricky Case

Funny story: Welsh Police Call In Portuguese Police To Investigate Tricky Case

Police in Wales have made a gruesome discovery in the form of the body of a senior policeman who disappeared whilst 'out walking' on Sunday. He is thought to have taken his own life after Manchester United we...

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Children To Be Encouraged To Swear At Queen

Funny story: Children To Be Encouraged To Swear At Queen

A report commissioned by PM Gordon Brown on British citizenship says that children leaving school should be encouraged to swear at the Queen, but, for obvious reasons, they should avoid the C-word...

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Radiohead offered Figi plus fleet of MIG jets in record company data deal

Funny story: Radiohead offered Figi plus fleet of MIG jets in record company data deal

Record company executives are desperately trying to get their hands on the download data for Radiohead's 'In Rainbows' Album, released on the internet late last year.

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British Men Have Huge Penises - Fact

Funny story: British Men Have Huge Penises - Fact

Scientists in Plymouth have concluded that British men have the largest penises in the world. Condom makers have been advised that they need to make mega condoms to help these poor afflicted men, but they have said a straight no.

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Spitzer call girl is gay transvestite called Horace

Funny story: Spitzer call girl is gay transvestite called Horace

New York - (Cheap Ass Mess): Federal agents looking for Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker have said that 'Kirsten' as she is known is really a gay Queens transvestite contortionist called Horace Bagpus.

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Jennifer Aniston pregnant with triplets

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston pregnant with triplets

In the bid to outdo her rival Angelina Jolie - Jennifer Aniston has conned poor Mr Luke Owen into impregnating her with his very soul.

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Official Go Bald For Baldies Week 2008

Funny story: Official Go Bald For Baldies Week 2008

This week is the traditional 'Go Bald For Baldies week' where people shave off their hair to become bald, to support those who are naturally bald.

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K Fed ordered to pay own bill and that of writer Ana Ward

Funny story: K Fed ordered to pay own bill and that of writer Ana Ward

According to latest reports, Mr Kevin Federline has been "Danny Craned" into paying his own bills. As if that was not injury enough, he has now been summoned to pay an "undisclosed" amount to the unfortunate Ana Ward, whom he neg...

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Boy Band Creator Pleads Guilty

Funny story: Boy Band Creator Pleads Guilty

The creator of the first boy band has pleaded guilty today in a US courtroom. Charged with indecent assault on the ears of all world residents, Mr River could face a maximum of 25 years in prison and a hefty fine.

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HYPCRITES Go Green!

Funny story: HYPCRITES Go Green!

HYPCRITES (Helping Your Prayers to Christ Receive Infinite Treasures Extended by our Saviour): Your Christian Conservative watchdog has received its marching orders from the Conservative Southern Baptist Convention. You may remember that the Southern Baptists split from the Baptist religious movement in order to defend the biblical and moral righteousness of involuntary human servitude. Well, we H...

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Paraphernalia4your genitalia: The New Vatican Sin List

Funny story: Paraphernalia4your genitalia: The New Vatican Sin List

Dear P4YG, I have been an obedient and scrupulously neu-erotic Roamin' catholic for many years. The new Vatican document, Dicendi Sexualis Excitiendibus, makes mention of many new sinful ways to violate the sixth commandment. I have tried to translate the latin footnotes but am still in a quandary about these sins and how to acquire, I mean, avoid these near occasions of sin. Might you be able...

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You're Going to Hell

Funny story: You're Going to Hell

VATICAN CITY - Ever budged in front of someone in a queue for the subway? You just hindered a child of God, sinner! Ever bragged about that homer you drilled at your last softball game? You just spoke boastful words, heathen! Ever stripped naked,...

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The Vatican Sexpands Its Long, Long List Of Sin!

Funny story: The Vatican Sexpands Its Long, Long List Of Sin!

A new Vatican document, rumored to be composed by online confessor, AskFrFred44giveness, has increased the already quite erect list of sin that Catholics need to become neu-erotic about.

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I. ET McCrone Challenge O'Bama To A Debate!

Funny story: I. ET McCrone Challenge O'Bama To A Debate!

Now tings'll get intrestin' boyos n lassies! Cause now, twoo Uk'ers will be debatin'. True enough, the Clintons have some roots in the old sod, just witness the old bucko's tendency to stray and the mean, old leash his lady can pull on! But when your liftevator operator from Dublin by way of York ta New York ta Tucson, Arizona comes up against a Northerner like (Jesus H. Christ...

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John Barrowman's girlfriend

John Barroman's ex-girlfriend today, held a press conference and today confessed to having romantic relationship with John. The relationship was undertaken during a time that John was with his current partner Scott.

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Horton, the Elephant, Diagnosed with Schizophrenia

Funny story: Horton, the Elephant, Diagnosed with Schizophrenia

Horton, the famous elephant who heard a Who, has been diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

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Police Chiefs Gather About True Crime Shows on TV, But Partying More Important!

Funny story: Police Chiefs Gather About True Crime Shows on TV, But Partying More Important!

All across the U.S., major crime is on the increase, as reality programming on TV focuses more and more on true crime. The criminals are learning how to beat the cops and figuring out how to avoid the slammer with the D.A. by efficiently "coppin...

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Geraldine Ferraro Tells Obama: "Eye-talians Are blacker Than You!"

Funny story: Geraldine Ferraro Tells Obama: "Eye-talians Are blacker Than You!"

When first woman major party candidate for the Vice-Presidency of the US told reporters that the stir around the Obama campaign had to do with the candidates race, she got herself in a race riot with the Indonesian, Hawaiian, African Illini candie.

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Travelocity's Gnome Arrested for Peeping

Funny story: Travelocity's Gnome Arrested for Peeping

Travelocity's mascot, the Roaming Gnome, was arrested recently in upstate New York after a rash of peeping tom reports.

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Non-Nappy- Haired Hoes Unite for Eeliiiooottt!

Funny story: Non-Nappy- Haired Hoes Unite for Eeliiiooottt!

The United Sisterhood of High-Priced Hookers(USHPH), named after the sound men make after being relieved of the heavy load of thousands of dollars and a tablespoon of jizz, have gathered their membership in the NYS capital, Albany, NY to protest the...

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The Obama Concept

Funny story: The Obama Concept

Former Vice Presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro is under attack from members of a political entity known as the "Obama Concept" over comments she recently made while campaigning for Hillary Clinton.

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Bill Clinton, First Black President, Calls O'Bama a Fraud!

Funny story: Bill Clinton, First Black President, Calls O'Bama a Fraud!

African American political leaders, some dating back to the 60's civil rights movement (and others having had dates even before then) have often referred to Bill Clinton as the first black president. Believing the title and its currency in the bl...

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China Dropped From List to Make Way for U.S.

The US State Department no longer considers China one of the world's worst human rights offenders and has dropped the country from its "Top Ten" list leaving one spot vacant. In an unprecedented move the government agency added the Unit...

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Spitzer Wrote Spoof Stories

Funny story: Spitzer Wrote Spoof Stories

Eliot Spitzer's woes increased Wednesday morning. Sources revealed that Spitzer has been writing fake stories on TheSpoof.com, a leading satirical website. This latest indiscretion appears to be t...

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"Gilligan's Island" Mary Ann Caught With Mary Jane

69 year old Dawn Wells, beloved girl-next-door starlet of "Gilligan's Island", is serving 6 months unsupervised probation after being busted for possession of pot.

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The Spoof Civil War

Funny story: The Spoof Civil War

It is a tragic day in the world of spoof news. It appears that the writers of The Spoof are about to embark on a civil war of words.

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Nancy Pelosi Finds Plastic Turd on House Seat

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Finds Plastic Turd on House Seat

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi went to her seat this morning to open the meeting of The House of Representatives to find what appeared to be a pile of feces in her chair. Security was immediately called to the chamber and inspected the "pile...

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Ferraro Blames Tourette's for Obama Outburst

Funny story: Ferraro Blames Tourette's for Obama Outburst

Geraldine Ferraro blamed Tourette's Syndrome for her recent Obama bashing in which she said, "If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position."...

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Mary Ann of Gilligan's Island Busted for Marijuana

Funny story: Mary Ann of Gilligan's Island Busted for Marijuana

Mary Ann, the famed castaway of Gilligan's Island who represented "the girl next door," was arrested for possession of marijuana and for driving under the influence. She was sentenced to four days in jail, a fine, probation, and commun...

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Top 10 Ways to Know, You Are Going to Hell.

Top 10 ways to find know if you are going to Hell:...

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