According to latest reports, Mr Kevin Federline has been "Danny Craned" into paying his own bills. As if that was not injury enough, he has now been summoned to pay an "undisclosed" amount to the unfortunate Ana Ward, whom he neglected to tip for writing a lengthy two page biography on the life (he was born), loves (whoever would take him), poverty (poor me) & disappointments (he cannot rap) of K. Fed.
His defense was that he could rap better than Ms Ward could write. Give him credit where it is due, it is extremely easy to rap the words: "I am poor, down & out, but I have been with Britney Spears, who is always down, out on the town, but certainly not poor, rap rap rap rap".
Poor disillusioned K. Fed.
If the writers strike was over, Ms Ward would already be writing a TV hit series featuring the bum K. Fed. As if? Maybe K. Fed should contact Danny Crane to defend him, or better still Alan Shore of Boston Legal, he may then stand a chance of getting Schmidt, Crane & Poole to pay all his legal bills.
Give Britney a break K - you already have her kids!
