Once again TheSpoof.com has made history in the computer world by inspiring computer giant Microsoft to help budding authors and authoresses to write more 'turd' stories.
The new software is to be launched on Monday at a special luncheon in Seattle by Bill Gates and TheSpoof.coms' own Mark Lowton.
It has been the fastest programme that has ever been developed by Microsoft, taking just two weeks in all and caters for the voracious appetite that writers have for faecal tales. The word processor uses predictive text and can spew out utter crap in 100 word chunks in less than ten minutes so that the writer can type out a piece of prose worthy of Shakespeare and have it live as soon as Mark Lowton lets it go!
Spoofwriter 'myhat2u' who developed the software on his Atari, told In Seine News;
"I am very pleased with the result and I love the way it changes the words automatically - it scatters turds everywhere!"
Dr Edwin Maxwell, a tea boy at Microsoft's laboratory was heard to comment;
"It's utter drivel!"
Oh, I nearly forgot…the name is going to be Microsoft Turd.
