Written by Ana Ward

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

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Jen's Christmas wish: Just one angel please

In the bid to outdo her rival Angelina Jolie - Jennifer Aniston has conned poor Mr Luke Owen into impregnating her with his very soul.

It is rumoured that triplets are on the cards by the end of this year for the unsuspecting couple. In order to even the score with her ex husband Pitt someone or other, and his baby adopting, baby making machine lady love, Ms Aniston must produce 6 children before Summer. Is this possible? Wonder what Kate Hudson has to say about this romance.

In Hollywood - anything is possible. Jennifer Aniston has had words with Steven Spielberg to ensure that her frozen eggs (triplets) are kept on ice for premature hatching early next year. This will make Ms Aniston overall winner in the Hollywood baby race. Twins are "in" - but for Aniston the new age rage is triplets or more on ice.

How far will Hollywood go for a little bit of publicity. From the looks of things, planet ALIEN FAR.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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