Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

image for Spitzer's $80,00 'a drop in the ocean' compared to Duke of Westmonster's £500,000
Gerald Grosvenor: one helluva tosser

London - (Bare Ass Mess): The Duke of Westmonster has virtually bankrupted the hereditary Grosvenor Estate according to FBI sources who say he has been spending an average of £500,000 per annum in the same whorehouse as ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.

Westminster, real name Gerald Grosvenor - is also named as the mysterious Client No# 1 to Spitzer's No#9/11 according to police sources who claim a typical night out with his favorite menage a trois would have cost the Duke a staggering £25,000 a pop.

"Silly money really," a spokesman for FBI commander Dave 'Shady Dave' Szady said today.

"Even if they were on a nightly tariff, drinking vintage Krug at £250 a bottle and snorting cocaine until the cows came home he should still have had plenty of change from five grand!"

FBI sources are reluctant to say whether Spitzer and Grosvenor ever actually shagged the same trollop or used the same hooker as a conspiracy messenger between them.

"Chances are they were both up to no good, including that Tony Blair who we caught last night and who's just been named as Client No# 6."

An update will be published later.

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