Mary Ann, the famed castaway of Gilligan's Island who represented "the girl next door," was arrested for possession of marijuana and for driving under the influence. She was sentenced to four days in jail, a fine, probation, and community service.
Her friend and fellow survivor Gilligan offered the following defense in her behalf: "Mary Ann? A stoner? O remember when we used to watch Dobie Gillis reruns on the coconut TV that the professor made that she always hated that Maynard character. I just don't see her as that kind of girl."
The Professor, upon hearing the news, vowed to make a contraption to clear the drugs from her system. He said that he could probably use sand, coconuts, and palm fronds to do it.
The Howells pledged to spend the money necessary to put her into a drug treatment center, as long as it didn't cost anything.
The Skipper, who first reacted by saying "What trouble did my little buddy get himself into now?" was speechless.
Ginger could not be reached for comment as she was looking at herself in the mirror.
