Comedy and Satire Writers To Marry

Funny story written by Dr Edward Maxwell

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

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So called comedy and satire writers Duncan Whitehead and Queen Mudder are set to marry leading many to fear that even more drivel is set to spout from their over active imaginations.

Comedy purists need not fear however as the chances of the marriage being consummated are extremely slim, as it would be highly unlikely either writer would find the other attractive nor would they be able to prize themselves away from their respective computers.

Between them the couple churn out more drivel and rubbish than all other 'comedy' and 'satire' writers combined. Whitehead is famed for his personal attacks on Plymouth based vets, drivel about human waste and highly misleading double entendred headlines. His new bride is famed for her ridiculous conspiracy theories, bland political satire, lack of humour and her broom.

The wedding will be conducted on websites discussion board, where the two seem to spend most of their time, and will be the first wedding conducted in cyberspace. There are expected to be detractors to the marriage however. Many expect the ceremony to be disrupted by admirers of both writers. In particular a Mr Gnarly Erik is likely to voice his objections to the match as is a Mr Myhat2u.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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