Harris Hawks Released in London Stations to Slaughter Pigeons

Funny story: Harris Hawks Released in London Stations to Slaughter Pigeons

A new spectator sport has emerged in the capital today as dozens of hardened Harris Hawks were released to commit carnage in train stations all over London.

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Ask Jesus! Episode #02

Funny story: Ask Jesus! Episode #02

This is an occasional series of problems posed to renowned idiot, Jesus Budda. Armed only with a cheap tattered copy of a popular psychology manual and plenty of time to waste writing crap, Jesus will guide you through the trials and tribulations of theSpoof life's up's and downs.

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Boring Man Bores Everybody With Another Boring Speech

Funny story: Boring Man Bores Everybody With Another Boring Speech

The world's most boring man, Kevin Brown has once again talked a load of complete bollocks to delegates at the 75th annual accountants awards.

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Soldiers Strip Off in Norway Bar and Receive Complaints

Funny story: Soldiers Strip Off in Norway Bar and Receive Complaints

Shocked Ministry of Defence officials were today left reeling after several British Commando's went completely commando in a bar and patrons actually complained.

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Clintons Claim More Experience than Obama in Answering Phones at 3:00am; Reflect on Hillary's "Lifetime of Experience"

Funny story: Clintons Claim More Experience than Obama in Answering Phones at 3:00am; Reflect on Hillary's "Lifetime of Experience"

Columbus, Ohio -- Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, whilst canvassing the state of Texas this week, dropped a brand new television add bolstering her "lifetime of experience" in answering telephones at 3:00am. "I cannot tell you how many time...

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Scientist: Parallel Universe Exists; is "Nothing Special"

Funny story: Scientist: Parallel Universe Exists; is "Nothing Special"

Chloe Dartignard of the Stockholm institute for quantum studies, confirmed today that a parallel universe does exist, but it's a lot like ours.

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Exotic Dancer-turned-Lawsuit Litigant makes Forbes' 100 Wealthiest Americans List

Funny story: Exotic Dancer-turned-Lawsuit Litigant makes Forbes' 100 Wealthiest Americans List

Just 6 years ago Randi Wadsworth was a down-on-her-luck exotic dancer. She spent her meager nightly earnings on stress-reducing cigarettes, performance enhancing breast implants and, later, Vioxx to fight chronic ankle pain from hours on high heels.

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Once Upon a Time....

Funny story: Once Upon a Time....

Once upon a time, in a land across the street, lived a little bastard Timothy McFeet.

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McCain-Lite Zone

Funny story: McCain-Lite Zone

It's 3 A.M. ... Somewhere in a lonely campaign hall...

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NBA Unvails Plan To Curb Spiraling Reputation

Funny story: NBA Unvails Plan To Curb Spiraling Reputation

March 4, New York-Shots rang out at Madison Square Garden in New York City last night in what nba officials are calling a "Crack down on the league's growing thuggish reputation, " said officials.

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Jersey graves and crime witnesses 'just BBC's Bergerac TV series props' says church

Funny story: Jersey graves and crime witnesses 'just BBC's Bergerac TV series props' says church

St Martin, Jersey - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The church has said that gravesites next to the Haut de la Garenne house of horrors are probably just props from the BBC's 1980s hit police series Bergerac 'along with all the 200+ so-called...

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Brett Favre Comes Out of Retirement After Only One Day, Signs Longterm Contract With Bears

Funny story: Brett Favre Comes Out of Retirement After Only One Day, Signs Longterm Contract With Bears

Just one day after announcing his retirement, the NFL's all-time touchdown, completion, and interception leader has announced that he is coming out of retirement.

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Cock-up at Svalbard

Funny story: Cock-up at Svalbard

(Spitzonfloor, Norway): "Well that just about freaking tears it!" stated Olaff Yonderhozen, head of the Norwegian Ministry of Frozen Food at a hastily called news conference after being informed by the Svalbard Global Seed Bank Mangers that...

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Poor Dick's Almanac Tries to Cuntinue!

Funny story: Poor Dick's Almanac Tries to Cuntinue!

Many estates are spent in the getting, since women for tea forsook spinning and knitting, and men for punch forsook hewing and splitting. Now, women return to spinning and men love hoeing again.

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Cash Cab Spin Off Brings Vice Squad - Again and Again!

Funny story: Cash Cab Spin Off Brings Vice Squad - Again and Again!

TV surprise hit show, Cash Cab where unsuspecting though rather rehearsed-looking passengers board a NYC cab and end up on a quiz show has captivated audiences for months now.

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Gay American Idol naked photos published on internet

Funny story: Gay American Idol naked photos published on internet

Cyberspace - (Bare Faced Cheek Mess): Gay American Idol semi-finalist David Hernandez's nude lapdancing photos have flooded the net after appreciative fans from Phoenix's Dick's Cabaret & Strip Club mounted a spirited ca...

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Prince Harry a fine example of British Youth arrives home to nothing short of Scandalous Reporting

Funny story: Prince Harry a fine example of British Youth arrives home to nothing short of Scandalous Reporting

Prince Harry has just returned from Helmand Province, Afghanistan from where he has been serving on the front line of the British Army facing the Taliban, one of the most ferocious foes on this planet.

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Economy tumbles, sports writers take the fall

Funny story: Economy tumbles, sports writers take the fall

Rising gas prices and a tight economy have caused businesses to close or layoff workers, but the situation became even more dire on Tuesday when the nation's sports writers realized that their travel budgets and expense allowances have been slash...

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Monkey denies machete attack

Funny story: Monkey denies machete attack

Monkey, the popular face behind the PG Tips campaign has denied attacking Municipal worker Gary Shaver and severing his ear.

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Entire Town Arrested for Failing Drug Test

Funny story: Entire Town Arrested for Failing Drug Test

Micanopy, Florida (IPP) - The entire town of Micanopy was given a drug test by Federal authorities and the Town failed the test.

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Trombonists scientifically proven to be missing part of their brain

Funny story: Trombonists scientifically proven to be missing part of their brain

After extensive mental and physical study scientists released yesterday that they have discovered that trombonists are mentally deficient. while this has long been believed to be true by many brass band members across the world, scientists felt the...

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Internet Operation While Intoxicated Arrests Up

Funny story: Internet Operation While Intoxicated Arrests Up

Washington, DC (IPP) - The number of arrests for internet operation while intoxicated (IOWI) violations has gone up dramatically since the law was first enacted one year ago. The law is unsual because it is the first law ever enacted universally by...

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Bjork To Be New Artistic Adviser For Beijing Olympic Games

Funny story: Bjork To Be New Artistic Adviser For Beijing Olympic Games

Well-known Communist, Bjork, has been hailed by officials in China as a Superwoman, and will take over the Artistic Adviser post vacated recently by Steven Spielberg.

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Haut de la Garenne: army probes IRA links to Jersey's Hohlgangsanlage 8 Nazi Underground Hospital

Funny story: Haut de la Garenne: army probes IRA links to Jersey's Hohlgangsanlage 8 Nazi Underground Hospital

St Helier, Jersey - (Third Reich Mess): The Ministry of Defence has sent in a crack team of excavation specialists to the Haut de la Garenne children's home.

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Britney Spears Applies For Barack Obama Masseuse Job

Funny story: Britney Spears Applies For Barack Obama Masseuse Job

Britney Spears, the washed-up pop princess, has astounded her fans by applying to the office of hopeful Presidential candidate Barack Obama, for a role within the administration described as "masseuse&qu...

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Adolf Hitler "Totally Blameless" Says Astrologer

Funny story: Adolf Hitler "Totally Blameless" Says Astrologer

Adolf Hitler, the well-known Taurean, was an innocent bystander and "not responsible for the atrocities he committed during the Second World War", says a leading astrologer who has studied...

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How to stay safe in the world today

Statistically speaking, death is an unavoidable reality - it can strike 100% of humans, anywhere and at any time.

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US Coast Guard poised to pounce as Charles starts Caribbean crack cruise

Funny story: US Coast Guard poised to pounce as Charles starts Caribbean crack cruise

Trinidad - (AssoCIAted Mess): It's a sting. That's the official verdict as pointless Pretender to the Throne Prince Charles and his gargoyle fag hag Camilla start a ten day crack-dealing Caribbean cruise in the Prince Jefri Archer-owned 300...

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David Tennant - Not Human!

Funny story: David Tennant - Not Human!

It has sensationally emerged that David Tennant, popular in his role of "The Doctor" in "Doctor Who", is NOT human and his role as "The Doctor" was so well played, because he actually is a "Time Lord."...

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New Feng Shui redesigned slaughterhouse touted as more humane

Funny story: New Feng Shui redesigned slaughterhouse touted as more humane

Chino, California - With the not so subtle application of a sledgehammer between brown eyes just before lights out, the memory of a free forklift ride to the killing room floor still lingering in the synapses, the newly rediscovered humane commute on...

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People Going Green

Funny story: People Going Green

Miami, Florida (IPP) - It is widely known that Americans are getting on the green bandwagon via their choice of cars, how they landscape their yards and their roof tops.

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Nostradamus Foretold Hillary and Obama

Funny story: Nostradamus Foretold Hillary and Obama

(New York, NY) New age guru and Nostradamus scholar Brynne Tick announced today the discovery of several new quatrains of the famous prophet.

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