finally goes down along with British Penises

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Wednesday, 12 March 2008


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image for finally goes down along with British Penises action by female protesters in Liverpool, UK success story has come to a strange end. Amidst worldwide protests, its publishers have finally decided to pull down the website. There have been reports that stories being featured on have actually started becoming true. The planet has been turned topsy-turvy with real life manifestations of extremely crazy stories created by ultra psychotic writers.

Latest in the series of such happenings have been reported in north-west London when an accountant sued Marks and Spencer for £300,000 after slipping on a grape in the car park of a nearby M&S . He claimed a rogue grape was to blame when he slipped and tore the tendon in his right leg. Along with the physical injury, the plaintiff also claimed to have suffered adverse psychological effects and depression. Expressing deep sympathy with the 55-year old accountant, the judge ordered him to pay £15,000 towards Marks and Spencer's legal costs. This is an exact replication of a story published 24 days ago.

Stephen Tawking, a mathematical genius from Cambridge claims to have decoded the pattern which these stories seem to be following. According to his calculation based on the time/date of publishing (as well as several other x, y & z's), the next story to come true is titled "British Men Have Huge Penises - Fact".

The publishers finally succumbed to the strong opposition from British (and EU) women and terminated their website.

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