Top 10 Ways to Know, You Are Going to Hell.

Funny story written by Tiki Murphy

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

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Top 10 ways to find know if you are going to Hell:

10. You screw up anything with the 10 Commandments.

9. You have sex, any kind of sex.

8. You smoke.

7. You drink.

6. You use really bad pick up lines.

5. You have any kind of fun.

4. You're male.

3. You're female.

2. You breathe.

And finally..... The number one way you know you are going to Hell........

1. You write for The Spoof.

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