Travelocity's Gnome Arrested for Peeping

Funny story written by Squizzard

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

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Travelocity's mascot, the Roaming Gnome, was arrested recently in upstate New York after a rash of peeping tom reports.

Several women in a Binghamton, New York neighborhood called police during a week in late February reporting a "dwarfish man, wearing a pointed hat" peeping in their windows at night.

One woman, Glenda Utter, told police she saw a man with a white beard, standing quite still under her bathroom window and that she heard a high, squeaky moan.

Undercover officers staked out the neighborhood and after one night spotted the Travelocity spokesman creeping around the corner of an elderly woman's house. They immediately made the arrest.

Roaming Gnome was booked in Binghamton City Jail and is facing charges of lewd and lascivious behavior.

Travelocity was unavailable for comment.

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