US Senate Grapples with Bill to Count each Black Vote as Eight

Funny story: US Senate Grapples with Bill to Count each Black Vote as Eight

In an effort to avoid disenfranchising African-Americans, the U.S. Senate is advancing a bill that would count each vote by black Americans as eight votes.

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Obama Promotes 'Typical' "Village People" Singers Adorning US Coins

Funny story: Obama Promotes 'Typical' "Village People" Singers Adorning US Coins

Democratic Presidential hopeful Barack Obama promoted using images of The Village People - a musical group of the 1970's and '80's - on US coins.

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Ferraro on Hot Seat for 2nd "Racial Slur"

Funny story: Ferraro on Hot Seat for 2nd "Racial Slur"

Barely a week since her now infamous statement that race heightened Obama's rise to fame, Geraldine Ferraro faces new accusations of racism.

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Ballerinas Perform Rare Synchronised Fart Routine

Funny story: Ballerinas Perform Rare Synchronised Fart Routine

Two of the Worlds most respected and accomplished ballerinas of the Kirov school, performed for the first time the legendary Dance Of the Sugar Fart Faeries.

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Heavy Snow Sweeps Britton

Funny story: Heavy Snow Sweeps Britton

20-stone (280lb/127kg) Canadian rap artist Snow tonight faces multiple assault charges after lashing out at daytime TV presenter Fern Britton with a chimneysweep's broom. The 86-year-old Informer performer hit out during a heated argument over the g...

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Harry Potter Stars: Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton Reluctantly Come Out of the Closet

Funny story: Harry Potter Stars: Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton Reluctantly Come Out of the Closet

During a small get together of Harry Potter stars, Harry Potter himself Daniel Radcliffe and Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, reluctantly came out of the closet.

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Reichstag to run solely on farmyard effluent

Funny story: Reichstag to run solely on farmyard effluent

Germany - (Ass Mess): German politics have just got even more niffy with today's announcement that the Reichstag is to become the greenest parliament building in the world, running solely on horseshit.

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Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and 3 Unknowns in a Peeping Tom Scare

Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and 3 Unknowns in a Peeping Tom Scare

Hannah Montanna star Miley Cyrus, and Harry Potter starlet Emma Watson, have more in common than fame and Google searches. It seems both have been victims of a Peeping Tom.

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Former Contestants Tell Current Wannabees "Tits and Ass Won't Win Idol"

Funny story: Former Contestants Tell Current Wannabees "Tits and Ass Won't Win Idol"

Kellie Pickler knows as the voice of experience. So does Kimberly Caldwell. Antonella Barba found out last season. Kristy Lee Cook may learn the lesson this year. According to Kellie, "It takes more than a nice pair a' tits and a tight ass to win...

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Johnny Depp kissed my ring says fan

A fan of actor of note, Johnny Depp, is claiming that he kissed her ring after the two met at a shop in Chingford Essex.

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Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe in Paternity Suit

Funny story: Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe in Paternity Suit

In entertainment news- Daniel Radcliffe's co-star, in the theater production of Equus, is suing him for child support. It appears that in one the "sex" scenes, young Daniel got a little carried away. Now his co-star has given birth to h...

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Assumption is the Folly of fools

While some may argue that things are not always as they seem on occasion - on occasion they are all that they seem. Take for example conspiracy theories, if you will.

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Derek Conway scandal reveals outrageous MP perks

Funny story: Derek Conway scandal reveals outrageous MP perks

The scandal that has enveloped MPs over the ludicrous levels of their allowances took a dramatic turn today after the police announced they were unable to take any action over the Derek Conway affair due to limitations within the whole parliamentary...

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Mr. MyHat2u goes to the lavatory

Funny story: Mr. MyHat2u goes to the lavatory

Spoof writer of note Mr. MyHat2u soiled himself today whilst composing a turd retribution story aimed at fellow writer Duncan Whitehead, who is of less note.

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Brian Ashton to be used as treatment for hyperactive children

Funny story: Brian Ashton to be used as treatment for hyperactive children

Current rugby union England coach, Brian Ashton, is to be used as a new treatment for children who show aggressive and hyperactive behaviour.

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Heather Mills reveals plan to take revenge on Paul

Funny story: Heather Mills reveals plan to take revenge on Paul

Heather Mills has revealed her new plan to recoup the millions she believes she is "owed" by ex husband and ex Beatle Sir Paul McCartney.

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China locked in life or death struggle with Dalai Lamas forces

Funny story: China locked in life or death struggle with Dalai Lamas forces

Anxious Chinese generals were locked in emergency session today after Tibet's Communist Party secretary, Zhang Qingli, announced the state faced "a life and death struggle with the Dalai Clique". Senior generals are concerned that whil...

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U.S. Presidential Candidates Hire Consultants To Prevent Embarrassments As Conventions Near

Funny story: U.S. Presidential Candidates Hire Consultants To Prevent Embarrassments As Conventions Near

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Britney Spears Founds Charity to Help the Homeless As Part of Community Service Sentence

Funny story: Britney Spears Founds Charity to Help the Homeless As Part of Community Service Sentence

After her early release from prison a few months back, Britney Spears was ordered to perform 2000 hours of community service. Until now, the only service that she had performed for the world at large was mostly keeping her clothes on and staying out...

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1970s radical freed from US jail, Patty Hearst offers support to Dalai Lama

Funny story: 1970s radical freed from US jail, Patty Hearst offers support to Dalai Lama

Speaking for militant 70s-era urban guerilla group the Symbionese Liberation Army, Patty 'Tania' Hearst-Shaw today announced the SLA's official reorganization and showcased their reemerg...

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The Last of The Last?

Funny story: The Last of The Last?

Long-running British Comedy "Last of the Summer Wine" has finally finished following the passing-on of the entire cast in just one week!...

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Queen Wees In The Street

Funny story: Queen Wees In The Street

Today a number of people witnessed the queen urinating in a gutter on Downing Street on the way to a meeting with PM Gordon Brown.

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Bin Ladin urges the faithful to work for Middle East peace

Funny story: Bin Ladin urges the faithful to work for Middle East peace

In a message released on al Jazeera Osama bin Ladin has urged Muslims to support the establishment of a Palestinian state. In the recording he said "Every Muslim has a duty to work towards a viable independent Palestinian state and the...

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Queenie Turns Stripper

Funny story: Queenie Turns Stripper

In an interesting Career changer HM Elizabeth II has taken up stripping, appearing at stag parties and other celebratory events.

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New Sub-Species of Prehistoric Man Discovered in California

Funny story: New Sub-Species of Prehistoric Man Discovered in California

Archaeologists and Anthropologists at a joint dig in the Sierra Nevada mountain range west of San Francisco, California have discovered a new sub-species of human being. Preliminary carbon dating of the fossilized remains and dating of the source ma...

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The New Movie Hit: George & Dick Go To Jordan

(Washington, D.C.) Was it meant to add eight more Republican years in the White House come November? Or has someone started paying visits to the office of Dr. Jack Daniels again? Whatever the reason, the buzz has been nonstop since...

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Easter Cancelled - Easter Bunny Arrested

Funny story: Easter Cancelled - Easter Bunny Arrested

Millions of children will go eggless this Sunday as the Eater Bunny is rotting in a prison cell and will not be able to make his usual delivery.

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France cuts nuclear missile arsenal by a third

Funny story: France cuts nuclear missile arsenal by a third

President Sarkozy has announced France's stocks of air launched nuclear weapons is to be slashed in an effort to ensure the safety of Europe. In a speech to French defence chiefs Sarkozy hailed the plan as a major blow to the enemies of France a...

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James Rubin questioned about Holy Roman Emperor VIP receipts

Funny story: James Rubin questioned about Holy Roman Emperor VIP receipts

New York - (Spitzer Mess): Former Sky News lead anchor James Rubin faces some tricky questions this weekend about loyalty card receipts connected to the Holy Roman Emperor VIP agency's London operations.

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Naked American Idol photographs of all contestants to be published in Playgirl and Playboy

Funny story: Naked American Idol photographs of all contestants to be published in Playgirl and Playboy

Nude photographs of American Idol stars are being published in next months issues of Playgirl and Playboy magazine. Causing a vast amount of excitement amongst many fans of the show.

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Certified 'Bean Head' ranks #4!

Funny story: Certified 'Bean Head' ranks #4!

A poorly read writer on TheSpoof.com has repeatedly been rated at either #3 or #4 for some weeks now.The dullard even placed #1 for a week or so!...

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Bookmakers condemn Church's cynical Good Friday opening hours

Funny story: Bookmakers condemn Church's cynical Good Friday opening hours

London - (Sacrilegious Mess): Up to 10,000 churches have opened for the first time on Good Friday since the government relaxed laws about gambling with people's credulity last year.

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16 Year old Indian kid admits he can't read - "wiritng" is pretty bad too

Funny story: 16 Year old Indian kid admits he can't read - "wiritng" is pretty bad too

A 16 year old kid from Bombay in India who claims "We are the new kids on the block.Gonna tickle your funny bone for sure. If not, go get an X-Ray test done" has admitted he can not read. His writing skills are pretty appalling als...

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EPA Targets Carbonated Beverage Industry

Funny story: EPA Targets Carbonated Beverage Industry

WASHINGTON D.C. - The EPA has begun an investigation into carbon dioxide producers after preliminary evaluation of emissions from the manufacture and dispensation of carbonated beverages.

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Constipation Strikes Radcliffe Down

Funny story: Constipation Strikes Radcliffe Down

Yesterday filming of the latest Potter film was halted due to actor Daniel Radcliffe stuck on the toilet constipated for 26 hours.

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Haut de la Garenne: 'grisly drain leads to Drowning Street lav'

Funny story: Haut de la Garenne: 'grisly drain leads to Drowning Street lav'

Jersey - (Putrid Mess): Forensic archaeologists probing the Haut de la Garenne house of horrors say a suspect drain under a basement 'cattle trough' sink "leads straight to sewers under 10 Drowning Street."...

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President Bush Calls for End to Domestic Spending!

Funny story: President Bush Calls for End to Domestic Spending!

Crappers; Today President bush has announce that domestic spending on the poor is out of control and many programs will end.

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Dublin declared "missionary position territory"

Funny story: Dublin declared "missionary position territory"

Dublin has been officially declared "missionary position territory" by Archbishop Dick Smartin amid falling numbers in the use of the missionary position. A major plan to renew the Catholic Church in the country's biggest diocese was...

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Hillary gets down and dirty

Funny story: Hillary gets down and dirty

Hillary Clinton didn't want to have to go to Evansville, Indiana.

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Prostitute License Gets You a Green Card!

Funny story: Prostitute License Gets You a Green Card!

In Fyodor Dostoyevsky's classic novel Crime and Punishment, the noble daughter, Sonia, is forced by family circumstances to get a "Yellow Ticket" which allows her to earn money to save her family by acts of prostitution...

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American Viceroys Now Rule Iraq

Funny story: American Viceroys Now Rule Iraq

Many British subjects can recall the days of the Empire upon which the Sun never set. In those glory days the Viceroy (etymologically the king of vice) ruled a particular parcel of the empire with near omnipotence. Viceroys and their Vicereinas sat o...

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"We Partied Like it was 1929"

Funny story: "We Partied Like it was 1929"

Princeton and NY Times Economist, Paul Krugman recognizes the similarities between our current economic crisis and the events that led up to the Great Depression.

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Reverand Wright God Damns Mr. Rogers

In a memorial service held at a popular, and trendy, downtown Chicago street corner to honor the late Fred Rogers, famed creator and star of the PBS children's TV show, "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood", The Greater Chicago Theological Soc...

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NFL Green Lights New PFC conference

Although Cedrick Wilson has been released from the Steelers for punching his girlfriend, the NFL brain-trust is hard at work to keep all of that talent hard at work.

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McCain Celebrates Purimween

Funny story: McCain Celebrates Purimween

ISRAEL - Today Republican candidate John Sidney McCain explained to reporters that the Jewish festival of Purim was like the American Halloween.

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Militias Make a Comeback

Funny story: Militias Make a Comeback

Once the Supreme Court finalizes its decision in regards to the 2nd amendment members of militias will increase substantially. The Supreme Court is expected to declare the right to bare arms as an exclusive right of each states militia. Organized m...

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A.I. "Dextre" decries "I am Robot" then goes HAL 2000 -- 911 calls to Mission Control report shots fired aboard the International Space Station

Funny story: A.I. "Dextre" decries "I am Robot" then goes HAL 2000 -- 911 calls to Mission Control report shots fired aboard the International Space Station

Huston, Texas - Just after one day "Dextre" the Robot was activated by the shuttle crew of the Endeavour, NASA ordered him shutdown. The trouble began when Dextre was asked to deviate from its primary programming to get the crew a cup of co...

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Tea Bagging The Fed

Funny story: Tea Bagging The Fed

None of us will forget the day it began: Tea Bagging The Fed. They call the act childish in some circles and down right Patriotic in others.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Funny story: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Charlotte NC- A researcher in North Carolina has come up with some unusual answers to this question that have actually happened. Here are a few the researcher found:...

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