Spitzer an Opus Dei laughingstock says NATO
NATO HQ, Brussels - (Ass Mess): NATO top brass are having a right laugh.
Read full story57% of People Hate Polls
A recent Zogby Poll of 1,427 registered voters show that 57% of people hate polls, up 2% from last year.
Read full storyMicrosoft Release Special Edition Word processor for TheSpoof.com
Once again TheSpoof.com has made history in the computer world by inspiring computer giant Microsoft to help budding authors and authoresses to write more 'turd' stories.
Read full storyHaut de la Garenne: Bergerac summons Portuguese police
St Helier, Jersey - (Abominable Mess): Sgt Jim Bergerac of the Jersey Police Service has invited Portuguese police to help stretch out the grisly excavations until the holiday season arrives in the Channel Islands.
Read full storyWedding Plans in the Air for Jamie Lynn Spears
Jamie Lynn Spears was spotted looking at wedding gowns with her boy friend and mom. Her baby bump is still not showing much but is definitely growing. News reporters talked to a close friend of Jamie Lynn's, they reported that after a personal di...
Read full storyTheSpoof.com finally goes down along with British Penises
TheSpoof.com success story has come to a strange end. Amidst worldwide protests, its publishers have finally decided to pull down the website. There have been reports that stories being featured on TheSpoof.com have actually...
Read full storyDuffy admits she has never been to Rockferry
Sixties pastiche Duffy has admitted that she's never been to Rock Ferry, nor has she any intention of going there in the future.
Read full storyBush Overrules Spitzer Resignation
George W Bush issued an Executive Order canceling the resignation of Governor Eliot Spitzer, citing national security concerns.
Read full storySpitzer resigns; Stevie Wonder becomes Governor of New York
A defiant Elliott Spitzer resigned as Governor of New York even while insisting he had done nothing wrong. "I did not have sex with any prostitutes." Spitzer said at a press conference. "At least not according to Bill Clinton I didn...
Read full storyAlien dines at Hot Hollywood Restaurant
It's the stuff that makes up great movies. An alien monster dined at Hugo, a fancy Hollywood hotspot for stars and paparazzi, last night. Its companion for the evening was star stylist Cher Coulter. Clearly it was trying to masquerade as a Hollyw...
Read full storyDr. Death Running for Congress
Dr. Jack Kevorkian, the right-to-die advocate released just last year from prison, is planning on running for Congress as state representative from Michigan. Kevorkian, who served the minimum sentence for his conviction on second-degree murder told l...
Read full storyWondraBra Makers Announce "Wonder Pants"
The makers of the Wonder Bra have announced a new line of Wonder Boxer Shorts for men. Dubbed the "Wonder Pants", the male underwear 'enhancer' works much the same, as it's fema...
Read full storySpitzer's $80,00 'a drop in the ocean' compared to Duke of Westmonster's £500,000
London - (Bare Ass Mess): The Duke of Westmonster has virtually bankrupted the hereditary Grosvenor Estate according to FBI sources who say he has been spending an average of £500,000 per annum in the same whorehouse as ex-New York Governor Eliot Spi...
Read full storyWall Street rallies on news of Spitzer's resignation…Or Bernanke? Stocks expected to continue to rise…at least until Monday
New York, New York - Stocks on the New York Exchange were unexpectedly flat today, especially when compared to yesterday's rally. Which has some stock analysts attributing the cause of the short term upward surge, not to the news of the Ben Berna...
Read full storyComedy and Satire Writers To Marry
So called comedy and satire writers Duncan Whitehead and Queen Mudder are set to marry leading many to fear that even more drivel is set to spout from their over active imaginations.
Read full storyStunning discovery of ancient 'Hobbit' bones in the Shire raises anthropological questions
Radiocarbon dating suggests tiny, barefoot people lived as peaceful, beer-drinking farmers and gardeners over three thousand years ago.
Read full storySpitzer Resigns, Announces Campaign for President
Lame duck New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has announced at a press conference that he was resigning from office effective on Monday. It will be part of the annual ritual of St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Albany.
Read full storySex-Crazed Spitzer's Gone and New York State Will Have First Black Governor
The horny and pussy-seeking Eliot Spitzer will no longer be Governor of New York State after dumping $80,000 to romp in the sack with one or more prostitutes from the exclusive underground Emperors Club. These encounters were even part of a possible,...
Read full storyWho is God
The Gods in Heaven felt it had gone on too long, the different religions on earth believing their god to be the only true 'God', so they all decided to thrash it out at a meeting, to at last find out who really was the one and only true God.
Read full storyGordon Brown critically ill - the country stands still
The British PM, Gordon Brown, was hospitalised last night and is under treatment at the St. Thomas' Hospital in London. Doctors say Brown was suffering from continuous involuntary movement of his jaw bone for the past 37 hours wh...
Read full storyClinton to Obama: "Get in the ring, bitch"
The Democratic nomination race took an unexpected turn today, as former first lady and borderline psychopath Hillary Clinton, licking the wounds from her Mississippi primary defeat, made a staggering - and very public - attack on her...
Read full storyAwful Gambler Wins Money Back
A man who amassed more than £2million of gambling debts has won a court case against bookmakers William Hill, and will have all of his debts wiped clean, says a report.
Read full storyKate Silverton Lipstick Application Sparks Viewer Complaints
The sexy BBC newsreader, Kate Silverton, is in trouble with her bosses, after more than 2500 viewers rang the Beeb yesterday afternoon to complain that the vampish presenter's lips were "too pink", and that she was putting many of them off their lunc...
Read full storyOld Salt Vexed by Young Rascals
Phineas Q. Merriwether, a retired cooper and part time bootblack, has to admit he is vexed by these young upstarts featured on this new fangled "American Idol" program.
Read full storyPakistan prime ministerial candidate denies he is Christian
Jabil Bush Hussein is outraged. Despite repeated denials by the PDP (Pakistan Democratic Party) leader and candidate for prime minister, rumors that he is or once was a Christian continue to gather momentum.
Read full storySpitzer demanded kosher blowjob from Dick Cheney's dummy corporation
Washington AC/DC - (Bare Ass Mess): Email transcripts show that beleaguered New York Governor Eliot Spitzer demanded a $80,000 once-in-a-lifetime blowjob from the Emperors Club VIP's top kosher hooker.
Read full storyFederal Reserve Accepts Worthless Crap In Exchange for "Sewage Backed Treasury Bonds"
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - In a radical move to liquefy the bankrupt and insolvent US banking system, the US Federal Reserve has begun accepting all sorts of worthless trash and crap as collateral from banks and securities dealers in exchange for new...
Read full storyWelsh Police Call In Portuguese Police To Investigate Tricky Case
Police in Wales have made a gruesome discovery in the form of the body of a senior policeman who disappeared whilst 'out walking' on Sunday. He is thought to have taken his own life after Manchester United we...
Read full storyChildren To Be Encouraged To Swear At Queen
A report commissioned by PM Gordon Brown on British citizenship says that children leaving school should be encouraged to swear at the Queen, but, for obvious reasons, they should avoid the C-word...
Read full storyRadiohead offered Figi plus fleet of MIG jets in record company data deal
Record company executives are desperately trying to get their hands on the download data for Radiohead's 'In Rainbows' Album, released on the internet late last year.
Read full storyBritish Men Have Huge Penises - Fact
Scientists in Plymouth have concluded that British men have the largest penises in the world. Condom makers have been advised that they need to make mega condoms to help these poor afflicted men, but they have said a straight no.
Read full storySpitzer call girl is gay transvestite called Horace
New York - (Cheap Ass Mess): Federal agents looking for Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker have said that 'Kirsten' as she is known is really a gay Queens transvestite contortionist called Horace Bagpus.
Read full storyJennifer Aniston pregnant with triplets
In the bid to outdo her rival Angelina Jolie - Jennifer Aniston has conned poor Mr Luke Owen into impregnating her with his very soul.
Read full storyOfficial Go Bald For Baldies Week 2008
This week is the traditional 'Go Bald For Baldies week' where people shave off their hair to become bald, to support those who are naturally bald.
Read full storyK Fed ordered to pay own bill and that of writer Ana Ward
According to latest reports, Mr Kevin Federline has been "Danny Craned" into paying his own bills. As if that was not injury enough, he has now been summoned to pay an "undisclosed" amount to the unfortunate Ana Ward, whom he neg...
Read full storyBoy Band Creator Pleads Guilty
The creator of the first boy band has pleaded guilty today in a US courtroom. Charged with indecent assault on the ears of all world residents, Mr River could face a maximum of 25 years in prison and a hefty fine.
Read full storyHYPCRITES Go Green!
HYPCRITES (Helping Your Prayers to Christ Receive Infinite Treasures Extended by our Saviour): Your Christian Conservative watchdog has received its marching orders from the Conservative Southern Baptist Convention. You may remember that the Southern Baptists split from the Baptist religious movement in order to defend the biblical and moral righteousness of involuntary human servitude. Well, we H...
Read full storyParaphernalia4your genitalia: The New Vatican Sin List
Dear P4YG, I have been an obedient and scrupulously neu-erotic Roamin' catholic for many years. The new Vatican document, Dicendi Sexualis Excitiendibus, makes mention of many new sinful ways to violate the sixth commandment. I have tried to translate the latin footnotes but am still in a quandary about these sins and how to acquire, I mean, avoid these near occasions of sin. Might you be able...
Read full storyYou're Going to Hell
VATICAN CITY - Ever budged in front of someone in a queue for the subway? You just hindered a child of God, sinner! Ever bragged about that homer you drilled at your last softball game? You just spoke boastful words, heathen! Ever stripped naked,...
Read full storyThe Vatican Sexpands Its Long, Long List Of Sin!
A new Vatican document, rumored to be composed by online confessor, AskFrFred44giveness, has increased the already quite erect list of sin that Catholics need to become neu-erotic about.
Read full storyI. ET McCrone Challenge O'Bama To A Debate!
Now tings'll get intrestin' boyos n lassies! Cause now, twoo Uk'ers will be debatin'. True enough, the Clintons have some roots in the old sod, just witness the old bucko's tendency to stray and the mean, old leash his lady can pull on! But when your liftevator operator from Dublin by way of York ta New York ta Tucson, Arizona comes up against a Northerner like (Jesus H. Christ...
Read full storyJohn Barrowman's girlfriend
John Barroman's ex-girlfriend today, held a press conference and today confessed to having romantic relationship with John. The relationship was undertaken during a time that John was with his current partner Scott.
Read full storyHorton, the Elephant, Diagnosed with Schizophrenia
Horton, the famous elephant who heard a Who, has been diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
Read full storyPolice Chiefs Gather About True Crime Shows on TV, But Partying More Important!
All across the U.S., major crime is on the increase, as reality programming on TV focuses more and more on true crime. The criminals are learning how to beat the cops and figuring out how to avoid the slammer with the D.A. by efficiently "coppin...
Read full storyGeraldine Ferraro Tells Obama: "Eye-talians Are blacker Than You!"
When first woman major party candidate for the Vice-Presidency of the US told reporters that the stir around the Obama campaign had to do with the candidates race, she got herself in a race riot with the Indonesian, Hawaiian, African Illini candie.
Read full storyTravelocity's Gnome Arrested for Peeping
Travelocity's mascot, the Roaming Gnome, was arrested recently in upstate New York after a rash of peeping tom reports.
Read full storyNon-Nappy- Haired Hoes Unite for Eeliiiooottt!
The United Sisterhood of High-Priced Hookers(USHPH), named after the sound men make after being relieved of the heavy load of thousands of dollars and a tablespoon of jizz, have gathered their membership in the NYS capital, Albany, NY to protest the...
Read full storyThe Obama Concept
Former Vice Presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro is under attack from members of a political entity known as the "Obama Concept" over comments she recently made while campaigning for Hillary Clinton.
Read full storyBill Clinton, First Black President, Calls O'Bama a Fraud!
African American political leaders, some dating back to the 60's civil rights movement (and others having had dates even before then) have often referred to Bill Clinton as the first black president. Believing the title and its currency in the bl...
Read full storyChina Dropped From List to Make Way for U.S.
The US State Department no longer considers China one of the world's worst human rights offenders and has dropped the country from its "Top Ten" list leaving one spot vacant. In an unprecedented move the government agency added the Unit...
Read full storySpitzer Wrote Spoof Stories
Eliot Spitzer's woes increased Wednesday morning. Sources revealed that Spitzer has been writing fake stories on TheSpoof.com, a leading satirical website. This latest indiscretion appears to be t...
Read full story"Gilligan's Island" Mary Ann Caught With Mary Jane
69 year old Dawn Wells, beloved girl-next-door starlet of "Gilligan's Island", is serving 6 months unsupervised probation after being busted for possession of pot.
Read full storyThe Spoof Civil War
It is a tragic day in the world of spoof news. It appears that the writers of The Spoof are about to embark on a civil war of words.
Read full storyNancy Pelosi Finds Plastic Turd on House Seat
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi went to her seat this morning to open the meeting of The House of Representatives to find what appeared to be a pile of feces in her chair. Security was immediately called to the chamber and inspected the "pile...
Read full storyFerraro Blames Tourette's for Obama Outburst
Geraldine Ferraro blamed Tourette's Syndrome for her recent Obama bashing in which she said, "If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position."...
Read full storyMary Ann of Gilligan's Island Busted for Marijuana
Mary Ann, the famed castaway of Gilligan's Island who represented "the girl next door," was arrested for possession of marijuana and for driving under the influence. She was sentenced to four days in jail, a fine, probation, and commun...
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