Michael Jackson's Clone escapes

Funny story: Michael Jackson's Clone escapes

Words of warning are being given to residents of Boston Massachusetts after the Michael Jackson Clone has escaped the research lab were scientists created the monster over the past year.

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Jolly Jolie Sex Scene

Funny story: Jolly Jolie Sex Scene

James McAvoy has confessed he found filming sex scenes with Angelina Jolie difficult.

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Revealed: Gordon Brown is a Cylon on Prozac

Funny story: Revealed: Gordon Brown is a Cylon on Prozac

We are all enjoying the final series of the new version of Battlestar Galactica on Sky One. But one question that we might have to wait until the final episode to find the answer to is the question about who the final human, looking like, Cylon model...

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Dalai Lama vows war on China

Funny story: Dalai Lama vows war on China

In a dramatic shift from his usual policy of non-violence, Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, announced today that Tibet will take up arms against China and did not rule out the possibility of nuclear war.

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Carmen Elekra Sells Her Ass On The Streets To Make A Quick Buck

Funny story: Carmen Elekra Sells Her Ass On The Streets To Make A Quick Buck

Busty beauty Carmen Elektra has taken to the streets of Hollywood in an effort to raise some hard cash for her donkey sanctuary. The former Baywatch babe hopes to raise $500,000 for her 'Asses Of Fire' charity which takes car...

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Padre Pio It Ain't!

Funny story: Padre Pio It Ain't!

Vatican scientists have declared today that DNA testing has proved the exhumed remains that are currently lying in state in a church in San Giovanni Rotondo are not those of Saint Padre Pio.

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Emma Watson denies claims she pole dances when not filming

It was reported on a top secret website just yesterday that Emma Watson's favourite hobby other than acting is pole dancing. As Juless a spoof writer spotted her leaving a club on pole dancing night in a very revealing outfit.

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Alex Jones Warns the Public "To Serve Man...It's a COOKBOOK!"

Funny story: Alex Jones Warns the Public "To Serve Man...It's a COOKBOOK!"

AUSTIN, TX - An Austin court has ordered nationally syndicated talk show host Alex Jones to stay at least 100 yards from the "Book Resort" at the Highland Mall in Austin, Texas. The action follows his arrest Thursday on ch...

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Riots Grip Canada as Stanley Cup Playoffs Canceled

Funny story: Riots Grip Canada as Stanley Cup Playoffs Canceled

BY GORD, THE CANADIAN PRESS - Our normally peaceful country erupted like a shaken Molson yesterday when it was announced that the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs had been canceled indefinitely.

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UK charity fights for prison reforms

Funny story: UK charity fights for prison reforms

London (Neuters) - Susan Meredith Thomson-Ellis From the Charity for Relaxation of Abuse to Convicts and Erroneous Rehabilitation Services or C.R.A.C.K.E.R.S has handed in a petition and made a heart felt appeal to Gordon Brown at 10 Downing Street t...

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Hull Sausage Rolls Lack Consistency, Claims Girl, 4

Funny story: Hull Sausage Rolls Lack Consistency, Claims Girl, 4

A 4-year-old Hull girl, who was arrested when she dropped a piece of sausage roll whilst shopping with her mother, has claimed that bakers in the city are using substandard sausagemeat in their rolls...

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Man makes holy house of cress

Funny story: Man makes holy house of cress

It sounds the mutterings of madmen, but in Chiswell, Devon, Charles Ainsworth, 45 has finally completed two years of painstaking work, and completed his house made entirely from CRESS!...

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John Adams & Uranus

Funny story: John Adams & Uranus

Prologue: John Adams, apart from his brilliant political attributes, was a man of intense intellectual curiosity. So it comes as no surprise that, in 1785, when he became America's first minister to the Court of St. James, one of his initial visits was to the astronomer, Sir William Herschel, who newly discovered the planet, Uranus. Unfortunately, John went to the wrong address.

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Blair tampered with McCann probe?

Funny story: Blair tampered with McCann probe?

London - (Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair ordered a protective halo around the McCanns last year before sending them off to see his new boss Pope Joe Ratzinger, London spooks said today.

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Megan Fox the Hottest? Obama Says Its Hillary

Funny story: Megan Fox the Hottest? Obama Says Its Hillary

Actress Megan Fox was recently named the hottest woman in the world, but Barack Obama doesn't think so. Obama says Hillary Clinton is really the hottest woman around: "She's got a great all-around package."...

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Another Beckham Sprog may NOT be on the way

Funny story: Another Beckham Sprog may NOT be on the way

Following hot on the heels of their three existing children - Stannah Stairlift, Ahhthats Bisto and Purple Haze - David and Victoria Beckham have indicated that another heir to the fortune may be on the way.

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Free skunk for school leavers says mayoral hopeful Boris

Funny story: Free skunk for school leavers says mayoral hopeful Boris

London - (Rizla Mess): All school leavers gaining five good GCSEs and two A Levels will be allowed to grow a bit of their own in a young persons business initiative announced by Boris Johnson.

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Bush: Deal or No Deal

Funny story: Bush: Deal or No Deal

President George Bush Has Appeared on TV quiz show Deal or No Deal.

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AA Objects to AA Calling Itself AA and Takes AA to Court

Funny story: AA Objects to AA Calling Itself AA and Takes AA to Court

In a dramatic case likely to go to the European Court of Justice, the Acronym Alliance is taking the Automobile Association to court for tying up with Alcoholics Anonymous and accusing Arseholes Accredited of stealing their acronym.

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Wesley Snipes To Start Shooting New Jail Movie

Funny story: Wesley Snipes To Start Shooting New Jail Movie

Hollywood movie star Wesley Snipes is to begin filming today on what is probably one of his most captivating roles to date.

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Thierry Henry In Possible Return To English Football

Funny story: Thierry Henry In Possible Return To English Football

Thierry Henry, the Barcelona star, has indicated in an interview with the BBC that he is ready for a return to English football, but would only be prepared to sign for either Arsenal or Manchester United

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Fat Chick Acts Loud and Obnoxious to Prove She's Not Self Conscious

Funny story: Fat Chick Acts Loud and Obnoxious to Prove She's Not Self Conscious

Aimes, IA Susan Kessler set out to prove Saturday night, that she's wasn't going to let the fact that she is classified as morbidly obese stop her from having a good time.

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Yoko Ono Declares: Ain't Easy Being Beatle

Funny story: Yoko Ono Declares: Ain't Easy Being Beatle

Pretend Lady and imaginary Beatle, Yoko Ono has recently given interviews in which she discusses the travails of inheriting billions after destroying the money machine called the Beatles. She and her talent less children are also involved in a fight...

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Twenty20 and Sir Allen: Cricket Will Conquer the World!

Funny story: Twenty20 and Sir Allen: Cricket Will Conquer the World!

Billionaire Sir Allen Stamford may have been born in Texas but English cricket now obsesses him more than Friday night football or barbecued brisket.

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Worlds oldest dog dies at 32

Funny story: Worlds oldest dog dies at 32

Mr. Woggle, a 32 year old Collie has passed away Thursday of what veterinarians say, common old age.

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Penn's Quakers Defeat Obama's Purocrats

Funny story: Penn's Quakers Defeat Obama's Purocrats

Barack Obama's surging movement of Purocrats, democrats who are so scandalized by the Clintons' many grievous faults that they are backing a semi-righteous nobody, met a serious defeat at the hands of Penn's Quakers.

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Il Duce Raimundo Odierno Rises to Power In Iraq!

Funny story: Il Duce Raimundo Odierno Rises to Power In Iraq!

With the promotion of General Petraeus to the Ruler of Middle Earth, Emperor W appointed General Raimundo "Il Duce" Odierno to military dictator over the democracy in Iraq. Odierno and Petraeus will be pro-consuls to Middle earth.

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Military Draft reinstated, resembles NFL draft

WASHINGTON, DC - Today in Washington the Bush Administration made an announcement that could forever change the face of U.S. Military.

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Petraeus Elevated to Vicar of Bush on Middle Earth!

Funny story: Petraeus Elevated to Vicar of Bush on Middle Earth!

Emperor of the world, George W Bush has made no secret of the apple of his eye, General "Thou art Petraeus and upon this rock I will build my wars".

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Mexican Maquiladoras Rival Chinese Sweatshops

Funny story: Mexican Maquiladoras Rival Chinese Sweatshops

The Mexican borderline sweatshop known as the maquiladora began to fade away under intense competition from the economic machine called the Chinese slave labor. However due to recent slight difficulties in Chinese products like deadly poisons and the...

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'Big Boned' woman proven to be Big Fat Liar

Funny story: 'Big Boned' woman proven to be Big Fat Liar

Shaniqua Adams a 30-year old grandmother of four was today exposed as a fraud by doctors at New Orleans General Hospital today.

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Charlie Bucket struggles to hit Q1 targets at Wonka Chocolate

Funny story: Charlie Bucket struggles to hit Q1 targets at Wonka Chocolate

Charlie Bucket, the recently installed CEO of Wonka Chocolate has today been criticised for his handling of the company which has led to Q1 profit warnings being issued.

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8.8.08 bombers prepare for shot at fame

Funny story: 8.8.08 bombers prepare for shot at fame

Terrorists and ne'er do wells around the world are gearing up for their moment in the spotlight this coming August.

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Arby's Buys Wendy's

Funny story: Arby's Buys Wendy's

Arby's, a division of Triarc, purchased the Wendy's fast food chain for over $2.3 billion. This was their third attempt to buy the hamburger company founded by the late Dave Thomas and named for his daughter.

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Girlfriend Actually Believes No One Will See Sex Tape

Funny story: Girlfriend Actually Believes No One Will See Sex Tape

Norfolk, VA Jennfer Wenk, 19, and Brad Sutter, 27, recently video taped themselves having sex with each other under the mutual agreement that it would stay private.

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Priest falls from sky, "Whoops" says God

Funny story: Priest falls from sky, "Whoops" says God

The Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli decided that there was no better way to get closer to God than to tie himself to hundreds of balloons and fly up to the Lord himself.

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Virgin Man Marries Virgin Woman

Funny story: Virgin Man Marries Virgin Woman

(San Fransisco CA) The world was recently shocked when a young man and woman declared they were both still virgins and wanted to marry each other. Gary Hue and Judy Shinn, both 24, married each other yesterday in an actual Roman Catholic church. Both...

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Paris Stilton no longer FHM Magazine Sexiest Women List big cheese

Funny story: Paris Stilton no longer FHM Magazine Sexiest Women List big cheese

London - (Ass Mess): Paris Hilton has slipped to the No#77 slot on FHM Magazine's list of the world's top 100 sexiest women which has crowned Transformers co-star Megan Fox as the ranking's number one babe.

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