Vice President Cheney Exits 'Der White House Bunker' to Advise Bush

Funny story: Vice President Cheney Exits 'Der White House Bunker' to Advise Bush

In a rare gesture of believing he is actually Vice President of the U.S and is being paid $220,000 per year to function as such, VP Dick Cheney, recently exited 'Der Bunker' in the White House.

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Mark Lowton is a Prick

Funny story: Mark Lowton is a Prick

Much loved theSpoof.com owner, Mark Lowton has said that he considers himself a "prick" and a "bollox".

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Warren Jeffs fathered over two thousand say cops

Funny story: Warren Jeffs fathered over two thousand say cops

Eldorado, Texarse - (Lurid Ass Mess): Fundamentalist nutter Warren Jeffs may have fathered at least two thousand children in his polygamist mind-control Yearn for Zion brothel, Eldorado police authorities said today.

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Harry Potter Producers Announce Harry Or Ron Must Die. Fans Choose Who.

Funny story: Harry Potter Producers Announce Harry Or Ron Must Die. Fans Choose Who.

In a shock, announcement, producers of the Harry Potter films have said that they plan to add a deadly twist to the latest film The Half Blood Prince in an attempt to make more money.

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To Go Or Not To Go? Not To Go Says PM

Funny story: To Go Or Not To Go? Not To Go Says PM

Dithering Prime Minister Gordon "Which Way The Wind Blows" Brown has decided that he will definitely not, cross-his-heart-and-hope-to-die attend the Beijing It's A Knockout opening ceremony in August.

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George Bush weeps like a baby as he pins Medal of Honor on himself

Funny story: George Bush weeps like a baby as he pins Medal of Honor on himself

WASHINGTON - Commander in Chief and War President, George 'Dubya" Bush sobbed like a baby as he pinned the Medal of Honor on himself.

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McCain confuses Sunnis, Shi'ites and Shriners

Funny story: McCain confuses Sunnis, Shi'ites and Shriners

Presidential hopeful John McCain seemed once again confused about who the enemy is in Iraq. At a speech before the National Association of Really Old People (NAROP) in Cleveland, McCain made the claim that the surge had put the Shriners on the run.

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Air Not as Important as You Think

A new study done by some research team shows that air may not be as important for your health as you may think. This study challenges such claims as "You should breathe 3,000 gallons of air every day" and "Pure air is better".

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Revealed: Shannon Matthews Mum went to a faith healer before being arrested

Funny story: Revealed: Shannon Matthews Mum went to a faith healer before being arrested

It has been revealed that Karen Matthews, the 32 year-old mother of schoolgirl Shannon went to Dewsbury Pentecostal Church last week. It was thought that she went to give thanks to God for her daughter being found safe and we...

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Clint Eastwood To Appear In Prison Break

Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Appear In Prison Break

Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood is set to make a TV appearance in popular show Prison Break.

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Daniel Radcliffe To Appear In Educational Sex Vid

Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe To Appear In Educational Sex Vid

You know the stuff, those cheesy and often dodgy videos schools make the kids watch in a desperate attempt to try to cut teenage pregnancies and the spread of STIs? Well up to now if teens wanted some, they have just gone along and had unprotected se...

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Pregnant Man is the New Emperor in politically correct republished version of the children's classic

Funny story: Pregnant Man is the New Emperor in politically correct republished version of the children's classic

New York, New York - In keeping with current events and taken from today's headlines, a publisher of children's classics is determined to bring topical issues to its young captive readership, libraries and classrooms across the nation. In so...

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Archaeologists say Stonehenge was once fabled Atlantis castle

Funny story: Archaeologists say Stonehenge was once fabled Atlantis castle

Salisbury Plain - (Neolithic Mess): Archaeologists excavating Stonehenge say they have found empiric proof that the ancient erection was the castle fort of the fabled Isis-worshipping city of Atlantis.

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Tiger Toppled at Champions Run

Funny story: Tiger Toppled at Champions Run

Omaha, NE (Omaha World-Herald) - Due to more American Airlines flights being grounded for inspections, Tiger Woods got stuck in Omaha Nebraska this past weekend while en route to the Masters Tournament in Augusta Georgia. Not being one to waste time...

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Empire State Building Suicide Attempt by Midget

A 63 year old midget annoyed tourists and security at New York's Empire State Building today with repeated suicide attempts and general scampering.

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US to identify airline passengers by their Body Odour

Funny story: US to identify airline passengers by their Body Odour

TheSpoof.com has learned that the US Transportation Security Association (TSA), also known as the Tourette Syndrome Association, are to introduce Body Odour recognition for airline passengers, in add...

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Bush declares war on cows

Funny story: Bush declares war on cows

The president of America has announced that he is planning a full scale attack on cows. All cows will either be taken prisoner or slaughtered.

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It's penis payback time, for Kolo Toure!

Funny story: It's penis payback time, for Kolo Toure!

The champions league quarter final clash between Liverpool and arsenal at Anfield last night proved to be eventful, entertaining, and also controversial.

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Princess Diana Pantomime To Go On Tour

Funny story: Princess Diana Pantomime To Go On Tour

The Princess Diana Murder Inquest ended this week, but a theatre company has announced that it has plans to take a musical review of the inquest on tour around the country in time for the Summer Holiday season.

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Tom Cruise rumor frenzy as Hollywood snaps up Max Mosley Nazi S&M orgy video

Funny story: Tom Cruise rumor frenzy as Hollywood snaps up Max Mosley Nazi S&M orgy video

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Tom Cruise is tipped to direct and star in a new Hitler-themed blockbuster after a Hollywood studio acquired the rights to The News Of The Screws' video footage of Max Mosley's Nazi S&M orgy.

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Shannon Matthews: Kidnappers Housing Benefit Claim Shock

Funny story: Shannon Matthews: Kidnappers Housing Benefit Claim Shock

Rumours are rife that the alleged kidnapper of 9yr old Shannon Matthews had made a claim for housing benefit in respect of the divan bed that the youngster was living in.

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ZEC Explains delay in publishing Zim Election results

After a long wait, the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission, ZEC, has broken the silence and explained the challenges it was facing in announcing the results of the March 29th synchronized elections.

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Government proposes to lobotomise registered sex offenders

Funny story: Government proposes to lobotomise registered sex offenders

Following a recent initiative to register sex offenders email addresses with the police and ISPs, the lobotomy plans were announced after it was revealed how easy it is to obtain a new email address.

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Badger Cull Would Be A Mistake, Say Badger Lovers

Funny story: Badger Cull Would Be A Mistake, Say Badger Lovers

A widespread cull of badgers to attempt to combat the spread of bovine Tuberculosis in Wales would be a mistake, say animal lovers, and could lead to the end of civilsation as we know it.

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Madonna To Fly To Zimbabwe To Sort Things Out

Funny story: Madonna To Fly To Zimbabwe To Sort Things Out

Madonna, the aging Queen of Pop, has announced that she will be flying to Zimbabwe next week in an effort to resolve the ongoing difficulties with the elections in the African country.

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Beijing To Deploy Terracotta Army To Protect Olympic Torch In Tibet

Funny story: Beijing To Deploy Terracotta Army To Protect Olympic Torch In Tibet

China is to take unprecedented military action in an attempt to protect the Olympic Torch Flame (OTF) in Tibet, by mobilising its Terracotta Army for the first time in more than 2000 years.

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Matthews Family Deemed "Too Stupid" To Stand Trial

Funny story: Matthews Family Deemed "Too Stupid" To Stand Trial

A judge has today deemed that the Matthews family, arrested on various charges relating to the disappearance of Shannon Matthews, are "too stupid" to stand trial.

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Baghdad Under Anniversary Curfew!

Funny story: Baghdad Under Anniversary Curfew!

The bitter reality emerged long ago in the Bush-Cheney US invasion of Iraq and the ambivalent reaction of the Mesopotamian bride to this five year uninvited marriage. Tons of gallons of blood has been shed and still spouse America must lock up his B...

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Hillary Anounces: "I Am America's Hard Candy!"

In an obvious reference to Madonna's newest, latest assault on the Pop Charts, Senator Clinton of NY by way of Washington, DC, Arkansas and Illinois has tried to declare herself the IT girl of the 2008 Presidential election.

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NYPD Baffled by Decapitation

The NYPD have launched a murder enquiry after a man was found dead on Harlem streets earlier today.

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Doherty Aims For President

Former Libertines star Pete Doherty has confided in his fellow inmates during his latest prison stint that he hopes for an early release in time for him to be able to join the race to become the next President of The United States of America.

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Madonna's Four Minutes Music video Reviewed By Her Children and Husband!

Funny story: Madonna's Four Minutes Music video Reviewed By Her Children and Husband!

Madonna's newest, latest music video is topping the charts and, as usual, evoking controversy and compliments world wide.

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State of New Jersey to Layoff Prisoners

Funny story: State of New Jersey to Layoff Prisoners

State House, Trenton - New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine announced today that he will enact extreme measures to cut the state budget and prevent an economic upheaval. Among the most extreme of the measures will be the shutting down of...

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Pope Applauds Petraeus Non-Pull Out Policy As A Victory for Catholicism

Funny story: Pope Applauds Petraeus Non-Pull Out Policy As A Victory for Catholicism

In an unusual political statement, the Pope today praised General Petraeus' non-withdrawal policy in Iraq as a victory for the Vatican and a blow to birth control users worldwide.

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McCartney lets slip about Mucca

Funny story: McCartney lets slip about Mucca

Sir Paul McCartney let slip in a Barbados bar, that whenever he saw heather Mills he got wood!...

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Polls: Race Helps Clinton With Racists

Funny story: Polls: Race Helps Clinton With Racists

White racists who said race was important in picking their candidate have been about twice as likely to back Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton than Sen. Barack Obama.

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Parents Struggle in Reading Crisis

Funny story: Parents Struggle in Reading Crisis

After a recent survey indicated that 87 percent of American kids don't like to read, parents and teachers have been struggling to find good reading material for them. "They just don't care about reading. They'd rather play their vide...

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Charlton Heston: Obituary

Funny story: Charlton Heston: Obituary

The world has seen the passing of the great Charlton Heston.

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Britney sues vagina for divorce

Funny story: Britney sues vagina for divorce

Britney spears has issued a press release to say that she no longer wishes to be associated with her vagina.

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Jeremy Kyle to prosecute the Shannon Matthews Case

Funny story: Jeremy Kyle to prosecute the Shannon Matthews Case

Jeremy Kyle, the inquisitor extraordinaire of daytime TV has been offered a lucrative deal by the Crown Prosecution Service, to be the prosecutor in the multiple cases of Shannon Matthews Mother, her 'Boyfriend', Craig,the supposed Gary Glitt...

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'Shopping News' Promotes Literary Editor

Funny story: 'Shopping News' Promotes Literary Editor

BALTIMORE - The Shopping News has promoted Sir John Smith to the newly created position of literary editor.

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