Chinese Government propose revolutionary marking system for Olympic Javelin

Funny story: Chinese Government propose revolutionary marking system for Olympic Javelin

Concerned over potential inaccuracies in the location of landed javelins in the forthcoming Olympic Games in Beijing, the Chinese authorities have unveiled a new method for precisely marking the spot where they have landed. Employing a unique 'or...

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Mugabe To Advise Clinton!

Funny story: Mugabe To Advise Clinton!

In a surprise move the Clinton Camp is reportedly looking to enlist the help of Robert Mugabe to secure the desired result in the critical Pennsylvania Primary.

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Derren Brown admits he is a turd burglar

Funny story: Derren Brown admits he is a turd burglar

Top TV illusionist Derren Brown, 37, has stunned his many fans by revealing his secret fetish - stealing dog turds from the back gardens of his wealthy friends.

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Chocolate bars reach critical mass

Funny story: Chocolate bars reach critical mass

The humble branded sweet and chocolate bar, available from your local shop, thanks to a combination of monetary inflation and pure greed on the part of the manufacturer, has now reached critical mass to the extent that they are being sold as empty ba...

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Peter Gabriel Seen Imitating a Sledgehammer Whilst Trying to Shock Monkeys

Funny story: Peter Gabriel Seen Imitating a Sledgehammer Whilst Trying to Shock Monkeys

People were evacuated from Edinburgh zoo today as a man wearing a Timothy Mallet style 'Wack-A-Day' foam mallet costume, proceeded to run through the zoo, screaming about wanting to be a Honey Bee and an Aeroplane. Zoo wardens chased the foam...

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Madame Tussauds Refuse Gordon Brown

Funny story: Madame Tussauds Refuse Gordon Brown

Madame Tussauds have refused to commission a waxwork of Gordon Brown at "this moment in time".

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MP-only sale at John Lewis Partnership shops

Funny story: MP-only sale at John Lewis Partnership shops

John Lewis Partnership department stores nationwide are throwing open their doors on Sunday 27th April in a special "Expenses Day" sale exclusively for MPs.

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Mime Aid 2008

Funny story: Mime Aid 2008

Following a gesture made by Sir Bob Geldolf as his reaction to Alistair Darling's excuse for a budget - his perfunctory two fingers - the legendary fund raiser and former front-man of the Roomtown Bats has consequently devised a special, one-off...

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New Stealth Tax Aimed at Drivers

Funny story: New Stealth Tax Aimed at Drivers

Following on from the new rules for the parking of cars and the charges councils can now apply in fines, a new nationwide initiative was announced today to help leverage even more stealth tax from the hard-pressed motorist to help ensure Labour are c...

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Grand National News

Funny story: Grand National News

It's 11.45pm on Tuesday, a couple of weeks after the Grand National, and I have heard that the horse I picked has just this minute crossed the finishing line.

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What a silly Lunt

Funny story: What a silly Lunt

The village of Lunt in Merseyside has been asked to consider changing its name because vandals keep defacing road signs in what is being termed "involuntary name-adjustment syndrome".

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Miley Cyrus takes over from Vanessa Hudgens as poster-child for corruption

Hollywood, Ca - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Vanessa Hudgens' reign as a poster-child for corruption is finally over and a new Queen Slut has taken over the throne.

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Chris de Burgh To Convert Muslims

Middle aged ladies' favourite Chris de Burgh is to visit Iran in an attempt to convert the Muslim population to Christianity through the power of his music.

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Aliens: Stephen Hawking probably exists, is dumber than people think

Funny story: Aliens: Stephen Hawking probably exists, is dumber than people think

Cosmos - (Rioters): Extra-terrestrial entities are said to be amused by reports among their tin foil hat bretheren that Stephen Hawking probably exists "but is a whole lot dumber than anybody could ever imagine."...

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Crazed Rabbi Circumcizes David

Funny story: Crazed Rabbi Circumcizes David

Tourists looked on in horror as a mad-crazed Rabbi performed a bris - a circumcision upon Michelangelo's masterpiece, David, yesterday in Florence, Italy.

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Godfather-style whorse's head left for Equus star Daniel Radcliffe

Funny story: Godfather-style whorse's head left for Equus star Daniel Radcliffe

London - (Whorsewhisperer Mess): Equus star Daniel Radcliffe is still feeling badly shaken after waking up to find himself snuggled up in bed next to a whorse's head.

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Nazi fined by local council for killing 6 million jews

Funny story: Nazi fined by local council for killing 6 million jews

The leader of the National Socialist Party of Germany has been fined and now faces the possibility of a criminal record - for killing 6 million jews in concentration camps.

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McCain's soft-sell leaves female voters cold

Funny story: McCain's soft-sell leaves female voters cold

WASHINGTON--Sen. John McCain, in an effort to woo women voters, watched "The Holiday," at a D.C. area Cineplex, following up with a town hall style meeting to "share feelings" about the movie.

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Hundreds of little Bushes at Yearn For Zion temple genetic testers say

Funny story: Hundreds of little Bushes at Yearn For Zion temple genetic testers say

Eldorado, Texas - (Reuterus & Fundamental Ass Mess): Forget the obvious suspects! 95% of the Yearn For Zion fundamentalist nutter cult children have tested DNA positive as progeny of nearby Predator Chapel Ranch chatelain George W B...

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Children Of Rich People Are Stupid B*stards

Funny story: Children Of Rich People Are Stupid B*stards

Its official: the children of wealthy folk are incredibly stupid and ignorant. So say statisticians at Cambridge University, England who have concluded a five-year study into the intelligence of the spawn of rich bastards

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The 2008 Conference for Big Fat Bastards opens in Bradford

Funny story: The 2008 Conference for Big Fat Bastards opens in Bradford

Yesterday John Prescott the President of the Big Fat Bastards Society opened the 2008 Conference which is being held at Harry Ramsden's Famous Chippy Emporium in Bradford.

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Spirograph kit developed for Elephants

Funny story: Spirograph kit developed for Elephants

Scientists in Oklahoma have developed the world's biggest set of Spirographs for use by Elephants. The toy, which measures metres in length, and consists of a number of comedy oversized pens suspended in air for the peace loving animals to push a...

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Under 5's call for the world to adopt TellyTubby time

Funny story: Under 5's call for the world to adopt TellyTubby time

Some well know very young children have called for the adoption of TellyTubby time to replace GMT arguing that "Noo-Noo" city is the true centre of the Earth.

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A Warning...

Funny story: A Warning...

Ode to the Last Meat Ball: O, Meat Ball,...

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Obama Fingers Hillary

Funny story: Obama Fingers Hillary

(BLOGBAMA) - Did you see it? Did you see Obama give Hillary the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate? I saw it (it's all over YouTube if you haven't seen it yet).

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Snooker Confusion As Player Scores 148 Break

Funny story: Snooker Confusion As Player Scores 148 Break

Confusion reigned at the Snooker World Championships at the Crucible in Sheffield today, when Steve Tench, the Canadian, scored an unbelievable maximum+1 break of 148 in his enthralling first round match against Albert Fowlshotski of Poland. It wa...

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Bush Senior 'catches massive tampon'

Funny story: Bush Senior 'catches massive tampon'

Florida - (Fishy Mess): In an old piscine trick learned from Dickless Cheney former US President George Herbert Bush caught what anglers have described as 'a massive tampon' this weekend while fishing off the Florida Keys near Islamophobia, F...

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Harry Potter star finds his Prince Charming

Funny story: Harry Potter star finds his Prince Charming

Hogwarts - (Ass Mess): Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is scouring Australia's gay bars, clubs and discos after spotting a tumescent mystery hunk ogling him at an Adelaide awards ceremony recently.

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Winehouse husband suspected behind grassing up of top 1980s bent cop

Funny story: Winehouse husband suspected behind grassing up of top 1980s bent cop

Wormwood Scrubs - (Rotters): Amy Winehouse's husband is the prime suspect behind the grassing up of a top bent detective.

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Jeremy Kyle, proudly sponsored by...?

Funny story: Jeremy Kyle, proudly sponsored by...?

A Spokesperson for Stella Artois today unveiled the three year sponsorship deal with ITV's The Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Nothing gay about European football says ex-Juventus chief

Funny story: Nothing gay about European football says ex-Juventus chief

Rome - (Balls-Up Mess): "It's a real man's game," ex-Juventus MD Luciano Moggi said today, "not like golf where rampant homosexuality is thrust at you, like it or not.

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Cartoon Cat Criticises Austrian Economist

A firestorm of public controversy has erupted in the wake of shocking new revelations regarding the political and economic opinions of beloved '60s television star Mr. Jinks, the cartoon cat loved 'round the world for his madcap pursuit of cl...

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Bare Faced Lie

Funny story: Bare Faced Lie

One of the world's best known bears, Yogi has been accused of lying, following an IQ test.

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Bush Admits to Filling His Pants on 911.

Funny story: Bush Admits to Filling His Pants on 911.

'Okay, okay I pooped them,' President George Bush admitted at today's press conference. This response came after a flurry of questions about his gormless look, while he continued to read 'My Pet Goat' with them school kids, after his secret service agent told him about the attacks. 'When he said, Mr President, we need to go - I suddenly realised how much I needed to g...

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Reformation Movement Splits Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster

Funny story: Reformation Movement Splits Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster

MOOSE JAW, SK-In a turn of events deemed inevitable by many outside observers, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, also known as the Pastafarians, has split over numerous items of contention concerning its doctrine of a beer volcano in heaven...

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Scientists Decode Republican "Brain Farts"

Funny story: Scientists Decode Republican "Brain Farts"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Scientists have discovered that well before George Bush and John McCain say something stupid, their brains start acting abnormally.

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Steve Davis Calls It Quits

Funny story: Steve Davis Calls It Quits

Steve Davis, the interesting six-time winner of Snooker's World Championships, has finally decided to hang up his cue and call it quits after his humiliating first round 10-8 defeat at the hands of Stuart...

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Miley Cyrus Underwear Photo's Fakes

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Underwear Photo's Fakes

Hannah Montana's squeaky clean image is intact according to her father and country music legend Billy Ray. "Those photo's are not my little girl" and "They have been photo shopped by some sicko" he is reported as telling c...

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Captive royals 'may save species'

Funny story: Captive royals 'may save species'

Many royals held in captivity have "pure-bred ancestry" and could play a key role in the survival of their diminishing population, a study suggests.

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New Rules for Psychics

Funny story: New Rules for Psychics

London, Apr. 19, 2008: The Brown government has set in motion regulations to bring various seers, soothsayers, prophets, clairvoyants, necromancers, mediums, mystics, readers, fortune tellers, and sundry types of "spiritual workers" under t...

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Hillary Clinton - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

Funny story: Hillary Clinton - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

Every week, we will interview presidential candidates and offer insight into their campaign and their beliefs.

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Miley Cyrus Flips Off Nick Jonas

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Flips Off Nick Jonas

Miley Cyrus was shopping with her back-up dancer/bff Mandy when they saw Nick and Joe Jonas.

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Lily Allen doesn't Bitch about Anyone for a Long Time!

Insiders in showbiz have expressed fresh concerns about super cool music sensation Lily Allen after they calculated that she has not made a fresh attack on any celebrity since the start of 2008.

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DVD Critic's Corner: Shoot 'Em Up

Recently a friend pulled me aside and said I should watch more movies featuring Clive Owen.

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Teen Starlet Miley Cyrus responds to photo scandal

Funny story: Teen Starlet Miley Cyrus responds to photo scandal

LOS ANGELES, CA - Everyone knows Miley Cyrus. Your little sister, brother, maybe even your mother knows Miley, or at least her famous dad, Billy Ray. But what you may not know is Miley's dirty little secret that is floating around the net.

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Beauty Queen Breaks Nail - Gets Bombed

Funny story: Beauty Queen Breaks Nail - Gets Bombed

2008 Miss East Coast winner, Kirsten Hagland, broke a nail yesterday while in the airport. So, she called her friend, who asked to remain anonymous, and started yelling about how she broke her nail.

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Harvard Study: Eight Glasses a Day Makes You Fat

Funny story: Harvard Study: Eight Glasses a Day Makes You Fat

Cambridge, MA - A newly released Harvard research study has uncovered gross inaccuracies in nutritional information of more than five popular brands of bottled water.

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Bank of England Denies Rewarding Reckless Lenders

Funny story: Bank of England Denies Rewarding Reckless Lenders

Governor of the Bank of England, Mervyn King, today denied that its recent initiative to free up the financial markets amounted to a bail out of the very institutions responsible for creating the problems.

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