Written by NickFun

Friday, 25 April 2008

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According to geographers, Tibet is in there somewhere

In a dramatic shift from his usual policy of non-violence, Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, announced today that Tibet will take up arms against China and did not rule out the possibility of nuclear war.

"I am sick of these fricking Chinese stomping all over us", the Dalai Lama stated at an afternoon press conference. "It's time for the Tibetan people to stop being pansies and start kicking some serious ass".

Unidentified sources have been delivering truckloads of American and Russian made ammunition, AK-47 assault rifles, grenade launchers, tanks, missiles, Stealth Bombers and other weapons of mass destruction to the nation of Tibet.

US military officials claim they are not selling weapons directly to the Tibetans and suggest they must be making the purchases through Taiwan. The Russians simply said it was none of our business who they sell to.

"We can't do it with nun chucks and samurai throwing stars", the Dalai Lama continued. "We are negotiating with North Korea to sell us a couple of nuclear missiles".

Meanwhile, the Chinese have retaliated by selling inferior products and medicines to the US and other countries.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: China, Dalai Lama, Tibet

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