Michael Jackson's Clone escapes

Funny story written by A. Graziano

Friday, 25 April 2008

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A local man hides from the clone.

Words of warning are being given to residents of Boston Massachusetts after the Michael Jackson Clone has escaped the research lab were scientists created the monster over the past year.

"It's running around singing his hit song Beat It, it's scaring the neighborhood children, and it's causing people to leave town fast." says a concerned woman who admits to hiding her son in the house.

Others report of hearing the loud yelling of "uh-heee heee." coming from the man holes where he is expected to be hiding.

Scientists say he is harmless, and that all he wants is to dance and sing. "His nose is still not fully developed, our poor creation is suffering out there, we need assistance in getting him back here." Scientist Bill Bocker told us.

No one is able to locate the clone, leaving the neighbor hood afraid to let their children outside.

As for the research lab, they are facing the threat of being shut down and further legal action taken place against them for performing illegal underground experiments.

Other sources say the scientists are also working on an Elvis Clone, to use in the comeback tour. He was seen on American idol's "IDOL GIVES BACK" last year singing with Celine Dion. Audiences thought that the Elvis they saw was digitally added. They were wrong.

A. Graziano

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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