London - (Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair ordered a protective halo around the McCanns last year before sending them off to see his new boss Pope Joe Ratzinger, London spooks said today.
Using his covert Opus Dei fixer network Blair dictated the exact terms of the high profile celeb hug-fest PR campaign.
Overall choreography was then micro-managed by former creative directors behind McDonalds, Disney, Harry Potter and Super Nanny promotions.
"Never before in the hystery of human endeavor has so much been achieved for so little by so few," ex-spookmaster Dame Eliza Fanning-em Cooler told reporters today.
"Luckiy we'd tagged all his religious networking friends back in '83 when he first sought high pubic orifice," Dame Eliza added generously.
"The man's a raving lunatic."
