In a dramatic case likely to go to the European Court of Justice, the Acronym Alliance is taking the Automobile Association to court for tying up with Alcoholics Anonymous and accusing Arseholes Accredited of stealing their acronym.
Andrew Anderson of the Acronym Alliance said:
"This really is NBG that the AA know SFA about partnerships. I appreciate they're a bunch of BOF's, but they really need to get a check on reality".
Sir Biffy Clyro of the AA defended his decision, and replied:
"It is a common fact that with the number of drink drivers on the roads today on the increase, it would be a sensible move for us to tie in with the AA to offer them a special rate in the case of breakdown - vehicular or marital - special rates on products to clean vomit from seats and directions to supermarkets with the best deals on cases of Stella and Tetley's.
"While I appreciate that you'll always find an arsehole at the top of a ponytail, everyone has an opinion, in the same way that everyone has an arsehole. And don't forget that some of society's greatest arseholes are also members of AA.
"Take for example the average blond, 4x4 driver, always on her phone and incapable of parking her car at the supermarket unless there's a convenient disabled space available - these make up the countries finest arseholes, quite upmarket - at least they think they are - they shouldn't be denied the opportunity to join as many AA's as they can."
Jane Goody was unavailable for comment.
