Camilla, Madonna and Yorkshire Ripper have common ancestor

Funny story: Camilla, Madonna and Yorkshire Ripper have common ancestor

London - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): Official: absolutely no blue blood here. That is the conclusion of an ancestry tracing company that has found Camilla, Madonna-Kebab, the Yorkshire Ripper, Celine Dion, Posh Spice and JK Rowling are all related to a comm...

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Phone call by sixteen-year-old girl from fundamentalist compound alleging sexual abuse traced to Mary Kay's Cosmetics headquarters

Funny story: Phone call by sixteen-year-old girl from fundamentalist compound alleging sexual abuse traced to Mary Kay's Cosmetics headquarters

Eldorado, Texas - The Eldorado police department in West Texas has finally tracked down the source of the controversial phone call of an alleged 16-year-old sexually abused girl that lead to them raiding the fundamentalist polygamists compound.

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Daniel Radcliffe a Spoof Writer

Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe a Spoof Writer

It was a shock throughout the world when "Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe has been a writer for TheSpoof.com for quite some time. It was even more stunning when he confessed to having a number of pseudonyms on the site and he got arous...

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Latest news on Eminem's new album

Rap superstar Eminem's new album will be scheduled to be released on August 12th, there will be collaborations with Lil Wayne, Michael Jackson, Fergie, Soulja Boy and Beyonce.

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'Opus Dei whore with a disgusting secret:' Judge slams JK Rowling's mostrous deception

Funny story: 'Opus Dei whore with a disgusting secret:' Judge slams JK Rowling's mostrous deception

New York - (Perjury Mess): A New York judge hearing evidence about Harry Potter copyright claims said today he upholds testimony showing remorseless children's story thief JK Rowling "is an Opus Dei whore with a dark and fetid past."

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Radders To Sell Knock Off Perfume

Funny story: Radders To Sell Knock Off Perfume

Daniel Radcliffe the ever so famous actor, some of you may know as Harry Potter has come up with yet another money making scheme. He will follow in the footsteps of other A-list Celebes should as Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and the Beckhams as he la...

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Celebs plan a 'concert for evil'

Funny story: Celebs plan a 'concert for evil'

A free "concert for evil" to be broadcast worldwide is being planned to counteract negative stereotypes of Satanism, Hell, and eternal torment, it has been revealed.

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Ashley Tisdale's alleged Nose Job

Funny story: Ashley Tisdale's alleged Nose Job

In a dream I had, Ashley Tisdale went under the knife for a nose job. But what she was actually doing was getting her breasts done! She told me, "I just thought they needed to look bigger [looks down on her breasts]" She also reported, "I know I'...

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Guns N' Roses Fans Have No Sense Of Humor

Funny story: Guns N' Roses Fans Have No Sense Of Humor

Heavy Metal fans around the world (but particularly Canada) must hang their lank-haired, smelly heads in shame today following the revelation that the stoner losers have absolutely no sense of humor.

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12 Twits Tweak Nokia

Funny story: 12 Twits Tweak Nokia

Analysts video-conferenced in December 2007 to predict 1st quarter financials for Nokia. Using the WAG & Delphi methods, an odd dozen of post-grad business twits convened the night before Christmas.

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Hell To Close

Funny story: Hell To Close

In a surprise announcement today, Hell has announced it is closing it's doors, effective immediately. Reasons cited for the closure included overabundance of supply, and slow demand for finished goods.

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Bush: Somebody Took The Rent

Funny story: Bush: Somebody Took The Rent

In a major economic address today, United States President George W. Bush announced that the rent money is missing and somebody took it.

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Wiccans fortell destruction of the P2 Lodge on Sunday 20 April

Funny story: Wiccans fortell destruction of the P2 Lodge on Sunday 20 April

New York - (Patriarchal Mess): "The Nazi Pope has soiled America and now he must pay!" This, the grim message of World Council of Wiccans, damning satanic P2 Lodge Pope Ratzinger's contamination of sacred American soil this week.

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Another NYC Bylaw Announced To Curb Obesity

Funny story: Another NYC Bylaw Announced To Curb Obesity

New York City - Mayor Bloomberg today announced a new bylaw in New York City aimed at targeting the obese of the city. The new bylaw stipulates that anyone eating hamburger at any of the thousands of eating establishments in the city, will be requir...

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John McCain - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

Funny story: John McCain - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

Every week, we will interview presidential candidates and offer insight into their campaign and their beliefs.

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Denouncementgate Dooms Obama

Funny story: Denouncementgate Dooms Obama

Washington DC - Presidential Candidate Barack Obama has continued to obstinently refuse to denounce his family and associates, and must be punished, according to Party officials.

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Class Action Suit: The Oxford English Dictionary vs JK Rowling

Funny story: Class Action Suit: The Oxford English Dictionary vs JK Rowling

"We did not give her permission to write in English", spokesperson Sir Humphries Paddington Bear IV, punctuates.

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Harry Potter - Cross-Dressing Disaster

Funny story: Harry Potter - Cross-Dressing Disaster

Information has been received from close sources that Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is in fact a cross-dresser.

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Too many garlic-breath slags in Spanish cabinet Berlusconi claims

Funny story: Too many garlic-breath slags in Spanish cabinet Berlusconi claims

Rome, Italy - (Ass Mess): Newly elected Italian Prime Monster Slivio Berlusconi has rubbished the nine women in Spanish PM Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero's cabinet as 'garlic-breathing, rapacious slags' who are too ugly to get a regular fem...

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Texas Polygamists Headed to Utah

Funny story: Texas Polygamists Headed to Utah

ELDORADO, TX - Members of an embattled polygamist sect began loading horse trailers with their few meager possessions, including wives and children, as preparations for a permanent relocation got underway Thursday.

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Eighty Year Old Forced To Smoke Pot?

(Dayton-Ohio) Right on the heels, or embers, of the tape last week of an eighteen-month-old toddler forced to smoke marijuana, YouTube pulled a video of an eighty year old man forced to smoke pot at a Senior Center in Ohio.

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Dan Radcliffe Replaces Harry Houdini as the Greatest Jewish Magician

Funny story: Dan Radcliffe Replaces Harry Houdini as the Greatest Jewish Magician

Dan Radcliffe has shown the world that he is the world's greatest Jewish magician, greater than Harry Houdini. "My Harry has surpassed Harry", he says.

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Putin dumps wife for slippery Gazprom slapper

Funny story: Putin dumps wife for slippery Gazprom slapper

Moscow - (Lurid Mess): Russian President Vladimir Putin has dumped his wife for a 24 year old Gazprom-chartered slippery slapper called Oleaginous Olga Volga-Volga.

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Black Hole Theorist Dies Ignoble Death

Funny story: Black Hole Theorist Dies Ignoble Death

John Archibald Wheeler, the American theoretical physicist who coined the term, black hole, has passed away at home in Hightstown, New Jersey.

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Daniel Radcliffe and Naomi Campbell: Team BA or BS?

Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe and Naomi Campbell: Team BA or BS?

As you already know Daniel Radcliffe was been named celebrity spokesperson for British Airways (BA) immediately after the Terminal 5 meltdown. Willy Wonka (BA CEO) has announced a new publicity alliance today.

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Pete Doherty: "Doing Drugs in Jail is Legal"

Funny story: Pete Doherty: "Doing Drugs in Jail is Legal"

London: (Mayfair Slammer): Pete Doherty, who has been arrested for trying to smoke the Olympic Torch being carried through London, has been caught using heroine in jail.

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Hillary Clinton Sex Tape Shocker!

A sex tape featuring Presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton has surfaced on the internet.

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Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Funny story: Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Senator Barack Obama found himself consistently on the defensive as he and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton met Wednesday night for tense debate and furious swordplay that left him parrying questions and criticism on issues including patriotism...

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Pope Benedict Says George Bush "Will Burn In Hell" for Iraq War, Endorses Barack Obama For President

Funny story: Pope Benedict Says George Bush "Will Burn In Hell" for Iraq War, Endorses Barack Obama For President

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - At the end of his visit to America, Pope Benedict XVI said that President George Bush, Dick Cheney and John McCain "Will All Burn in Hell" for starting the war in Iraq.

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Director David Yates Resigns From The Harry Potter Films. Prince Harry To Direct The Last Two.

Funny story: Director David Yates Resigns From The Harry Potter Films. Prince Harry To Direct The Last Two.

The director of the increasingly popular Harry Potter films has resigned, saying that he will not work on any of the further movies and will only work with actor Daniel Radcliffe when hell freezes over AKA it ain't going to happen.

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Zac Efron proposes to Vanessa Hudgens but...

Funny story: Zac Efron proposes to Vanessa Hudgens but...

American hearthrob, Zac Efron finally proposed to his girlfriend, Vanessa hUdgens, but the latter said she was not in the mood of marriage and she would rather concentrate on her career.

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Cardinal Law, the Dick Cheney of the Benedict Administration

Funny story: Cardinal Law, the Dick Cheney of the Benedict Administration

Bush and Benedict have so much in common that observers find it ridiculous.

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Pope and Bush Celebrate the Sanctity of Life and the Protection of Children!

Funny story: Pope and Bush Celebrate the Sanctity of Life and the Protection of Children!

Pro- Life and Pro- War Bush evoked his common ground with the Pope who recently served as the head of the Office of the Holy Inquisition by his allusion to the sanctity of life.

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McCain - Democrat Candidates Too Similar

Funny story: McCain - Democrat Candidates Too Similar

After the final debate of a gruelling democrat primary campaign, presumptive republican nominee Sen. John McCain has been quick to label both candidates as too similar.

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Supreme Court Sentenced to Lethal Injection for Bush Election!

Funny story: Supreme Court Sentenced to Lethal Injection for Bush Election!

When seven out of nine of the Supremes endorsed Kentucky's triple threat lethal injection that most veterinarians would never use on animals, little did they know that they would be facing those three needles.

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O.

Funny story: O.

Note to reader: The object of this very short story is to explore the nuances of one particular vowel. This can only be accomplished if both author and reader share in the collaboration. However, to enter into this compact is an endeavor that is not to be taken lightly.

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7 out of 9 Supremes Vote for Veternarian Banned Lethal Injection

Funny story: 7 out of 9 Supremes Vote for Veternarian Banned Lethal Injection

The majority of US states forbid the triple cocktail used in Capital punishment lethal injection when administered to family pets and rabid animals. But seven of the nine Supreme Court Justices approved Kentucky's use of the triple threat in the...

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Serial Killer Arrested At General Mills Plant

Funny story: Serial Killer Arrested At General Mills Plant

A serial killer, responsible for the deaths of at least twelve, was arrested near the offices General Mills Cereal Company outside of Battle Creek, Michigan. The man, identified only as "Jean" is being held without bond while the investiga...

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Exclusive Interview with Prince Harry

Funny story: Exclusive Interview with Prince Harry

After a high profile extraction from his military posting to the front lines in Afghanistan, Prince Harry, third in line to the British Crown granted The Spoof's Mr Intolerant an exclusive interview.

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Jessica Simpson to Recreate Evel Knievel Stunt

Funny story: Jessica Simpson to Recreate Evel Knievel Stunt

Actress, model, singer, commercial spokesperson, and personality Jessica Simpson wants to add another job to her resume': daredevil. Simpson announced today that she plans on recreating some of Evel Knievel's most famous jumps and stunts.

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Fundamentalist Polygamist Women Break Silence

Funny story: Fundamentalist Polygamist Women Break Silence

Polygamist women from the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints in Eldorado, Texas have broken their silence on the recent situation with their church.

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Pope Watches Disney Channel Television Shows Like Hannah Montana From Hotel Room

Funny story: Pope Watches Disney Channel Television Shows Like Hannah Montana From Hotel Room

Pope Benedict admitted today to enjoying watching American television shows from his hotel room during his visit to the United States. While the Pontiff said that he did not enjoy reality shows such as American Idol, Survivor, or Big Brother, he did...

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