Carmen Elekra Sells Her Ass On The Streets To Make A Quick Buck

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Friday, 25 April 2008

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Without makeup she's just like everyone else - except with great tits

Busty beauty Carmen Elektra has taken to the streets of Hollywood in an effort to raise some hard cash for her donkey sanctuary. The former Baywatch babe hopes to raise $500,000 for her 'Asses Of Fire' charity which takes care of Mexican donkeys which have suffered horrific injuries from firework burns.

In the most recent charitable publicity stunt, the massive-tits stunner sold a little orphan donkey on the corner of Hollywood and Vine to the kindly Mexican proprietor of a mysterious erotic traveling show.

"Selling my sweet little ass on the streets is the greatest thrill in my life", said Elekrta as she stroked her her voluptuous bosom with a feather.

The auction raised $25,000 for the cause - except publicity for the event itself cost upwards of $2 million, which has raised concerns for the future of the sanctuary.

"Since that busty bitch became involved we've run up debts of $7 million", said the charity's director of operations, "the f*cking bitch charges us for hiring private jets, limo's and hotel expenses. The f*cking stupid donkey's haven't been fed in over a month".

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