Virgin Man Marries Virgin Woman

Written by Fish

Friday, 25 April 2008

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Freaks Get Married

(San Fransisco CA) The world was recently shocked when a young man and woman declared they were both still virgins and wanted to marry each other. Gary Hue and Judy Shinn, both 24, married each other yesterday in an actual Roman Catholic church. Both declared their 'sacred love' to each other in front of 'God'. It was the first male/female wedding in California in forty years.

Doctors examined both young adults before the ceremony and verified the amazing truth--both were still virgins!

"Gary Hue was certified totally free of any STD's" according to internist Dr. Feelgood. "Gary had no parasites, worms, fungi, spirochetes, viruses, bacteria or anything sexually contagious. He is the first man in my 35 years of practice in this condition. I am amazed and stunned!" said Dr. Feelgood.

The doctor also performed the same tests on Judy and with the same results. Judy also had an intact hymen. "I have only seen photos of intact hymens in medical books." said Dr. Feelgood. "I will write an article for the New England Journal of Medicine about these two oddballs."

Judy's mother was in tears as her daughter went down the aisle in a snow-white gown and veil. "We tried everything to help her." sobbed Ms. Shinn. "We took her to porno shows, we took her to strip clubs, we tried the best therapists in the world. We had her committed to an asylum when she expressed a belief in God. Judy insisted saving her virginity for a man she 'loves'."

The couple are now on something called a 'honeymoon'. They are trying to make something called a 'baby' without using any medical or legal assistance.

Oprah's people have been calling all day but no one answers the phone.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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