McCain: Ron Paul For Fed Chair
GOP presidential candidate John McCain said today that he thinks Ron Paul would make a good chairman of the Federal Reserve. McCain was speaking to a group of young Republicans in Texas Friday when he was asked about a role for Paul in a McCain admin...
Read full storyOverwhelming Majority Of Hillary Supporters Voting For Hillary
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A new Gallup Poll released last Wednesday showed that out of a sample of 5834 Hillary Clinton supporters, 87% of them plan to cast their vote for her in the upcoming Pennsylvania Primary. Although most Hillary Supp...
Read full storySecret defence fund hires Michael Jackson's lawyer for Karen Matthews
Dewsbury, West Yorks - (Rotters): Michael Jackson's New York lawyer Joseph Tacopina has been hired by a secret £1 million defence fund set up for Shannon Matthews' mother Karen.
Read full storyWorld Expects Flood of Memoirs from Buddies, High-Level Officials, Cabinet Members, Military People, and Staffers After Bush Leaves Office
Someone will take over for President Bush on January 20,2009. Such inevitably leads to tell-all books by many D.C. insiders, cronies, and those close to Bushy.
Read full storyBritney Spears Pregnant
Britney Spears has gotten back with her former husband, Kevin Federline, and is almost 2 months pregnant with his child.
Read full storyIan Wright Unveils Clown Company After Leaving BBC
After leaving the BBC claiming they wanted him to be a "jester" former England international Ian Wright says he will dress as a clown every day for the rest of his life.
Read full storyKatie holmes Denies Face Surgery Claims
Katie Holmes last night insisted she had not had surgery to make her face lopsided.
Read full storyCapello To Talk Terry Butcher & Others Out of Retirement
England boss Fabio Capello last night stepped up his plan to talk several former England favourites out of retirement.
Read full storyEmma Watson Forcefully Denies Claims That She And Dan Radcliffe Are An Item
Popular actress Emma Watson, who plays Harry Potter's sidekick, Hermione Granger, in the film franchise is sick to death of fans asking if she and Daniel Radcliffe are dating/having sex/getting married/starting a family. So much so that today she...
Read full storyDaniel Radcliffe Sucks His Friends' Pricks
Harry Potter plank of wood, Daniel Radcliffe (or Pinnochio to his boyfriends) has told interviewers that he has a fondness for blood and often will suck on the pricked fingers of gardener friends whi...
Read full storyDaniel Radcliffe Engaged To His Stalker AKA Me!
Daniel Radcliffe is a gorgeous, well spoken, charming, rich sex god so I guess it was only a matter of time before I allowed him to make an honest woman of me. Yes that is right, Radders has popped the question to me and I said yes and I am now repor...
Read full storyPontius Pilate Descendant Caught Scalping Pope Tickets
Angelino Ferraro, 56, of the Bronx in New York City, was arrested and charged with scalping tickets to events surrounding Pope Benedict XVI visit to the United States.
Read full storyFlorida man dies laughing
A home buyer has collapsed and died in a Miami, Florida real estate office.
Read full storyPolygamist ranch probe shifts to Vatican
Eldorado, Texas - (Lurid Mess): The polygamist ranch probe shits come from the Vatican according to latest reports.
Read full storyMore bad news with the US Soul Crunch
On behalf of the Anglican Church Banking group, the archangel Gabriel yesterday announced that he was writing off 95.6 million souls due to the US sub-prime soul crisis.
Read full storyDenshaw's timid brothel strikes back over Wikipederast entry
Lancashire - (Rioters): A village pub identified by online reference site Wikipederast as the gentle hub of underage gay commercial sex has hit back at inaccuracies regarding its cash-cow operations.
Read full storySnake Oil @ $125 a-barrel Passover Plot
Washington AC/DC - (Treason Mess): The Bush Administration will be rounded up and slung in the slammer just as soon as the price of crude hits $125 a barrel.
Read full story96.7% of Los Angelinos Hate Their City
A new survey commissioned by the County of Los Angeles has discovered that a whopping 96.7% of the citizens of the city believe they live in a smelly, concrete covered, rat infested hellhole, with little or no attractive vegetation and can't understand why anyone would want to visit.
Read full storyBolton Police Drugs Raid Goes Tits-Up
Police in Bolton who executed a daring dawn raid on, what they believed to be, a local drugs den, realised somewhat belatedly, that something was amiss when, instead of drugs dealers armed with guns and machetes, they encountered an...
Read full storyEU stink bomb invades UK
London - (Fetid Ass Mess): A disgusting rancid smell has invaded much of UK airspace and is poisoning British voters into a state of toxic amnesia.
Read full storyBristol Terror Alert: Spoof Writer Involved?
Police in Bristol have this morning swooped to arrest a man acting strangely who could well be former writer for TheSpoof.com, Politicalpop, according to my imagination.
Read full storyObama Supporters Throw Hissy Fits
About 5 million politically active US citizens are fired up, angry & overwrought because of the recent so-called debate on ABC News in which Charles Gibson & George Stephanopolous threw a few major league curveballs at the junior senator from Illinoi...
Read full storyThe 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People opens in Bangkok
Yesterday at the 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People being held at the Plaza Hotel in Bangkok, the past President 5ft 2inch Yuri Gagarin handed over the reins to the incoming President 5ft 1inch Danny DeVito.
Read full storyNew Strategy to deal with unruly pupils
Today, it is being reported, psychologists recommend that when teachers deal with unruly pupils in class they should ignore the bad behaviour and praise good behaviour.
Read full storyRoyal Bank of Scotland Launches Funraiser!
When most organizations initiate a big fundraiser, it is usually for a good cause like cancer or AIDS or bagpipe preservation. But the RPS has defied tradition by announcing a funraiser for itself!...
Read full storyOsama Threatens to Use His Gay 'Suicide Donors' To Infect UK Blood Banks With Aids in His New Video
In a video found on You Tube today, some scary looking brown skinned man wearing a turban and a big scary stick on beard, claiming to be Osama Bin Laden, even though his voice is completely different from all the other copy cat Osama's we've...
Read full storyDoctors Uncovered the Remains of the Twin of George Bush
In a routine surgery in the abdomen of the mother of the worst President ever George W Bush, doctors uncovered the remains of the twin of President Bush.
Read full storyCrude Futures Skyrocket!
The Futures market involves big gambles on the direction of particular commodity prices down the proverbial road. Investors bet on wheat, wheels and winter barley and the prices at which these products will sell at some future date. This week the wor...
Read full storyBig Papa's Holy Roman Catholic Church's Vestment Buried at Yankee Stadium
Rumor has it that the papal vestment, bejeweled tiara and crosier and all have been buried in the walls of Yankee Stadium. The suspected culprits are legion, including the radical right-wing traditionalist Catholic Legionnaires of Mary.
Read full storyRed Sox No. 34 Buried in Yankee Stadium
The big news of the baseball season has been the dead and buried status of #34 of the Red Sux Nation in the hallowed halls of the Pinstripe Palladium.
Read full storyFlagPinGate Pits Obama Against All That Is Good And Holy!
ABC - Presidential Candidate Barack Obama confessed that he does not wear a flag pin at all times and is therefore not eligible for the Presidency, according to Debate Moderator George Stephanopoulos.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Expected to Play a Bigger Role in High School Musical 3
Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus, will now be expected to play a bigger role in upcoming movie High School Musical 3.
Read full storyMonique Coleman's Decision to Quit High School Musical 3!
New movie, High School Musical 3, will be coming out around October 24. Turns out, Monique Coleman will be dropping out!...
Read full storySecret Tape of Pope's Meeting With Sex Scandal Clergy Leaked
A secret recording was leaked of Pope Benedict's private meeting with clergy who were involved in the sex abuse scandal that threatened and tarnished the whole of Catholicism.
Read full storyScientology Is Now the World's Most Popular Religion
(Los Angeles CA) The Church of Scientology now boasts the most adherents of any religion. There are now 7.5 billion scientologists compared to only 900 million Roman Catholics and 1 billion Muslims. The Church also includes the past lives of thetans...
Read full storyPope thrown out of NY lapdancing club for lewd behavior
New York - (Ecclesiastical Bare Ass Mess): It was billed as the night when High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens was to jump out of a birthday cake, strip naked and pole-dance for the Pope's official birthday bash at Manhattan'...
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