Washington AC/DC - (Treason Mess): The Bush Administration will be rounded up and slung in the slammer just as soon as the price of crude hits $125 a barrel.
That is the decision of a covert CIA/FBI intelligence summit that has been bugging George W Bush, Gorgon Brown and Pope Joseph Ratzinger's top secret tripartite talks.
"All that papal smoke 'n' mirrors bling and razzmatazz don't fool no one," the head of the CIA's anti-terror division said today.
"We've caught them red-handed plotting to blow up US oil refineries to push the price of crude to $200 a barrel by May 1st.
"The Vatican's invested 90% of its ill-gotten Nazi gold deposits in Exxon-Mobil shares.
"We know they want to collect in time to bankroll ex-Poodle Tony Blair as EU President."
Vatican aide-de-camp Monsignor Georg Gangswine is a KGB spook.
