When most organizations initiate a big fundraiser, it is usually for a good cause like cancer or AIDS or bagpipe preservation. But the RPS has defied tradition by announcing a funraiser for itself!
BBS news reports that the Royal bank of Scotland opened its safe this week and found only a flurry of moths fly out. Bank President BBobbby BRRR Burns declared a bank emergency and the Boarrd of Dirrrectorrrs immmediately launched a fundraiser for the impecunious Scot purse.
President Burrns announced: "Aye haven't got a pot to put ma piss in! And if aye had a haggis to eat, which aye da not, I wouldn't ave a pot to placed ma dump! A coarse we need a funraiser, when a laddie wears kilts e better ave a razor or two o is lassie will not ave much fun raisin da kilt!"
